1. story of my life
2. no, not really
3. No, not really
4. Yes, but not for sex thread pictures, unless you guys take a loooong looooooong loooooong time. Way more than "twenny dolla long time".

On a slide at an Elementry School playground

Out in His back yard by the woods under the stars

On my front porch with my nehibors standing in their driveway, no more then 20 feet away

To repeat from the Sex Thread -

Anyone ever have sex while suspended by large fish-hooks that were suspended from the ceiling? Talk about "Fly The Friendly Skies".

On top of the NYC subway cars during rush hour.

On the top of the mausolem of Marie Laveau, the "Witch Queen" of New Orleans.

In a cell at Alcatraz.

In the last tram car at Disneyland. You got to be careful with that one.
Mickey gets mad when you fuck around in his park.

On the roof of "Playcade" in Atlanic City at 3 in the morning.

My wife loves when we go on vacations.

And yes, several of the places, we had the two point conversion.

at my mother house with a VERRRRRRY fat girl ,
the next morning my mom said she had this weird dream about a naked fat girl walking past her bed room late at nite ,
she did to go to the bathroom

On a bus in the phillapeenes , lots of folks looking at us strangely

Again in the PI , in the surf , we were JUST barley boyant ,
let the ocean do the motion and all that ,
don't ya know

and again in the PI , on stage , it is HARD to turn down 2 semi naked philinino girls asking you to join them in a bath tub , on stage , even IF LOTS of folks are watching

I sense a prize-winning moment coming on...

on the base of the famous "Waving Girl" statue on River Street in Savannah, Ga.

In a dressing room at Belk's

umm... uhh.. me too

hey all. i would have to say in AC at the atlantic palace in our window overlooking the boardwalk. quite fun...

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I assume by the two point conversion CG means penetration (two points converge, penis and vagina, unless CG means 2 guys bumping uglies).

at the movie theater! WHOOO HOOOO! :p

I'm not sure about that. It also might mean vaginal plus non-vaginal sex. If so, there are two possibilities.

I never posted my craziest places, did I?

Many times with my wife (was girlfriend then) in her room with the door wide open and her parents in the next one, the living room. We would do it when her parents were playing video games (they loved playing Mario Kart 64), usually doggy style because it was easiest to recover from.

Many times her going down on me while I'm driving a 5 speed manual Ford Escort LX. If you think it's hard to drive while getting a bj, imagine having to shift gears, too.

Many times on my waterbed in my parent's basement. It was a free-flowing waterbed, so very, very noisy.

On my parent's back porch while a party was going on (my 18th birthday party), her bent over with me standing, drunk.


We were never caught from any of these. Good times (well, the sex anyways).

got a bj under a streetlight in an affluent neighborhood, that was pretty cool......

Did the fact that it was an affluent neighborhood add to the frisson? "Oh yesss!! It makes me soo hot when you lower rich peoples' property values!"

talking about pure LUCK? hahaha...

:lol2: just :lol2: !!!!!

Now that I think about it, driving while receiving a bj were the best bjs ever. We never did it in daylight, always at night, but the combination of the thought of being discovered along with not actually concentrating or worrying getting off, just enjoying it while I drove, was great.

Sometimes I think her parents just turned a blind eye if they caught us in the act. I mean, they couldn't be that absorbed in their games, could they?

In the park late at night under a swingset. My buddy was pissed becauce he had to keep watch for us.

Cloakroom, (I think, 70’s, ludes, it’s a blur) of a very busy club. I seem to remember feeling mink, or the equivalent of.

I vote Nightsong’s Graveyard, 2am, on top of a raised crypt, number one.

How I envy her

Around the 40 yard line of a football field.

Broad Daylight drivin in noontime traffic on a busy road & receiving a BJ was one :mg: , in my car (Nissan Altima) at the parking lot of an Acme around dusk once the windows were all fogged and the lights from the other cars just kept flashing by. Those are my two most memorable and they both happened within the last 2 months with "Miss Undecided". See my other posts if you care to know that story..... ;)

When I was in my early 20's I used to party with a group of people (a couple of whom are still good friends today) but there was never much romance between any of us. There was this one guy in the group that I lusted after and the feelings were mutual as we discovered during one of those, "I dare you", "No, I dare YOU!", type conversations. In the end, we snuck off in the car and found a quiet spot and did the deed. It happened to be on a creek bank which consisted of coarse sand.

Anyway, we were both feeling pretty pleased with ourselves when we returned to the group a couple of hours later. We weren't drunk, so I'm not sure why we thought we'd get away with it, and unfortunately, neither of us had really looked closely at our knees (he was in board shorts and I was in a skirt). We both had quite obvious gravel rash which gave the rest of the crew something to hoot about for the rest of the night.

That was the first of many 'nature bonks' for he and I. We also did the cemetary thing which was absolutely tittilating. Under a water tower. Down my mother's backyard. In the car. On a bench next to a different watercourse.

Many nice memories:

1) In a club with plenty of people around, her sitting on me, opening my zipper and voila.
2) In a moving train that had individual compartments, her completely naked, facing the window, and me behind her. We went through a station at relativeley slow speed.
3) Many Bjs in the car, both driving and in parking lot.
4) Parked on a busy street, got a Bj from a girl I met for the first time that night.
5) In an apartment outdoor jaccuzi at midnight. There were a couple of people on balconies that saw us.

Welcome to the Cellar, berndk.:D

in the shower stall of bathroom in a national park, water running. there was an employee cleaning the bathroom about 15 feet away from us. he actually got suspicious and came up to the door of the stall, whereupon i had to hide her feet by wrapping them around me and holding her there for a while. that was a good time.

several door open-bj in her room-parents 10 feet away in the living room episodes with an old girlfriend. i still don't know how we got away with those, or even if we did.

i had a nice make out session with some partial nudity with three girls in the bathroom of a coffee house i used to work in. wasn't planned, either. i went in and took a piss, was washing my hands when the door banged open and they came in. i had seen each of them before and they were big flirts, although this night i'm pretty sure they were on ex or something. i cherish that moment. bonus points: the girl that i was dating at the time was waiting for me at a table in the coffee shop. "what took you so long?" "umm......"

On a picnic table under a pavilion in a park during a thunderstorm.

edit: Or maybe the BJ on the highway to New Jersey, during another thunderstorm, at night. It was a 'thank you' for doing the scary driving.

The Auckland Domain.. the parks area that wraps itself around the Auckland museum... hmm fun times indeed... looks like you lot here at the Cellar realy know how to have fun!

on a trampoline.

also, i got head in cave once.........

Tell us more, please.... there's got to be a story there.

not much of a story, but since you asked.....

i was still kind of young, about 17-ish, and my red-head girlfriend came over. no one home, back yard was kind of secluded, so we got naked and climbed onto the trampoline. the boucing was really cool, i remember trying to see how high we could bounce while....well, together.....

highly recommend it.

In a building with security cameras everywhere...

you kinky vixen you......

:)

A parking garage in Austria :)

in a parking lot at trailhead somewhere in the mountains. her on the backseat of my pickup, me standing outside.

Yes, someone drove up.
No, I didn't notice them until the car door slammed.

I wonder was she a "true" red-head...:yum:

richlevy - Sorry it took so long to reply.
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On the roof of "Playcade" in Atlanic City at 3 in the morning.
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And yes, several of the places, we had the two point conversion.
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OK, this takes a little explaining.
Some of you might remember the "Opie and Anthony" show, from NYC.
There was an event called "Sex For Sam", where couples have sex in numerous places in the city, and where the winners get a free tour of the Sam Adams brewery in Boston.
One of the things you could do was "the 2 point conversion", which is anal sex in those locations.
A couple had anal sex in the vestubule of St. Pat's Catherdral, which led to O&A being suspended.

The wife loves vacations, as long as we don't get caught.

In a park in Kansas City, 4th of July, while 'watching' fireworks.

Well,the former Mrs Billybob was rather straightlaced, until one night her mother sat her down and forced her to watch 9 1/2 weeks.....After that, there was no stopping her. If she wanted the hallway light on and the blankets pushed back, well then that was all there was to it!

Well,the former Mrs Billybob was rather straightlaced, until one night her mother sat her down and forced her to watch 9 1/2 weeks.....After that, there was no stopping her. If she wanted the hallway light on and the blankets pushed back, well then that was all there was to it!


Strange woman, the former mrs billybob.If I'd accepted her niece's offer, I might have a decent post for this thread.

hi billybob! a fellow kiwi!

Greetings,fellow Kiwi!.....We should join forces and take over the world!


[side note....why do I alway seem to meet other NZ'ers in the grubby threads?]

On the airplane back from Australia.....my friend's couch, while he was sitting there next to us, didn't even notice! Living room floor...OH...a weight bench!

Um...which park in Kansas City? Surely not Berkley Riverfront Park, where the fireworks are usually held these days. Or perhaps Penn Valley Park? Liberty Memorial Mall?

I'm trying to think where they've had large fireworks displays in the past in these parts.

Patrick (who has seen a few fireworks in KC area parks over the years...some of which even involved explosives in the sky on or about Independence Day)

;);) ;) ;)

hey there. . . . americans rate right up there with grubby :eek:

edit to add: immigrant of irish/greek descent

The craziest place?

In the Q & A thread.

I don't really think there are any crazy places to have sex anymore.

"Oh really? On the midway, in the tilt a whirl?" "Yeah, but we did it on the ferris wheel"

Where hasn't someone had sex?

I bet people have had sex skydiving.

Where the hell are the freaks???

Come on you freaky, freaky, freaks! Tell us.

I think that maybe the problem is the question. Maybe it should read "what is the freakiest thing you have done?" The problem with "freaky" in general is that what is freaky to me may not be freaky to someone else.

TRY us KV !!

i once had sex at the... i'm so embarrassed to say... the foot of the bed. i felt so alive.

Yeah, but did you hate yourself in the morning?
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