About the middle. Same with the apple so it doesn't go to mush but stays a bit lumpy but soft. :)

Cold thin gruel. Keryx is putting me on a diet, no bacon the absolute horror.
She says suffer in silence, I say yes ma'am

lol, poor you fargon. Good luck with the starving. ;)

Max and I had wheatbix for breaky today. Wonder of wonders, Max fed the whole lot to himself. Normally he gives up with the shovelling about half way through and i have to feed him 'like a baby' to the end.

Oh shit, didn't get any Weetabix while running errands today.

I have the same breakfast every day: Weetabix with milk and a bit of sugar.

Well, actually, it's the supermarket's own brand "Wheat Biscuits" because we're too cheap for the brand name. But they're absolutely identical.

Wheaties with about a half a cup of frozen blueberries on top. Organic whole milk. Maybe about a cup's worth.

Anybody else amused by the combination of organic milk and chemically enhanced cardboard?

Now mind you, I'm a big fan of chemically enhanced cardboard, but the organic milk should be recoiling in horror ... organic milk goes with something tasteless, full of roughage, and supposed to be good for you.

I know what's really going on here ... I saw those boxes with Mary Lou Retton in the supermarket.

Well, it's about taste. Organic milk tastes better.

And nobody ever thought Mary Lou tasted all that bad either.

Those are vintage boxes now, if they're like... Olympic.

Fruit smoothie:

1 banananananana
7 strawberries
1/2 tin of pears with a spoon of the syrup
100 ml semi-skimmed milk
tablespoon of single cream
tea spoon of honey
bit of powdered nutmeg

Blend for ages.

Drink and enjoy!

Didn't want brekkers today.
Mornings is when I cough up whatever I've stored overnight. (Sorry)

But when I got my new steroids I knew I had to eat before I took them.
Poking about in the cupboards I found a bag of pretzels bought in happier times. So I had some of them, sat on the sofa, watching Jeremy Kyle and popping pills (eight).

I am so classy.

maybe you need a different blender.

First breakfast was a banana, goat yogurt, and honey, as always.

Second breakfast was supposed to be Rice Chex, blueberries, and almond milk--but the dang stepkids ate all the Rice Chex and didn't put it on the list!!

So it had to be a cinnamon bun with icing instead. Wasn't my fault. Nothing to be done.

1:12 Scale English Breakfast - made in polymer clay by Fairchildart at http://www.zibbet.com/fairchildart/a...tworkId=860159

Pizza. I was totally lazy this morning, and it was in the front of the freezer.