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When apples are popular, sell apples; when pessimism is popular, sell doom.

Undertoad, from http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=16689

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 434570)

Your current position in this debate is a dinosaur in the mud. In the future, little (transgender) boys will be using your bones to scare the girls (or strengthen their corsets).

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 434607)

In third grade, when this kid decides he wants to be a Koala Bear, will they add Eucalyptus leaves to the school lunch menu?

regarless who I think is right these lines of sarcasm tickled me funny bones! :lol:

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 435680)

A Cellar cookie I just read:

"Call my dad. My mom's too busy."
--Chelsea Clinton to her school nurse, when asked for parental approval for medication.

not sure who gets credit...

This is the internet, right?

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Originally Posted by smoothmoniker (Post 438103)

I was just spouting off poorly-formed opinions based on partial information and wild conjecture.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 442497)

I've seen members contribute brilliance in their first post and others just shit out hundreds, before ringing the bell.

:thumb:

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=442497#post442497

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 443411)

I don't have to be in a different room to be on a different planet.

tw hits it out of the park:

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Originally Posted by tw

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Originally Posted by xiphos

Everybody thinks that the war is GWB's fault. Yeah, we invaded Iraq under his control, but you would probably do the same thing if one of the most symbolic buildings in america was attacked by terrorists. Besides, I support the war because we need to look further into the future. The middle-east is a HUGE mess, and we are establishing the 1st democracy there.

It's scary to think this would be a product of the American education system.

1) Iraq had nothing to do with 11 September.

2) Democracies imposed on other nations just don't ceate stability. The nation must first want and earn its democracy.

3) The only form of government that works is the one that the locals choose; not the one imposed by outsiders from the other side of the world.

Clodfobble agrees.
classicman agrees.
xoxoxoBruce agrees.

I applaud you, too, tw. Well said.

well, hell, even i can agree with tw on that.

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http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=443818&postcount=28
tw: Total number of people provoked? Zero. Total number of people who provoked themselves - apparently greater than zero. For example, classicman cannot accept that he does not comprehend the science. He confused air flow with temperature. With high school physics, he would understand his mistake. Identifying simple technical science mistakes is provoking? He cannot even requote accurately? Be entertained. With age, one gets better. An adult responds logically as Clodfobble has done. He should eventually grow so as to not provoke himself. But correcting his mistakes provokes no one.

Facts. Number from Clodfobble provided reality. Hairdryer at 150 degrees does not burn hair. 150 degrees F causes no electronics damage. To harm electronics, temperatures would burn hair. Clodfobble has responded logically – with numbers -which demonstrate why a hairdryer does not harm cellphones.

--snip--

Hairdryer does not harm a cell phone. But neither a hairdryer nor vacuum can effectively pull water out of those membrane chambers. Problem in drying a cell phone is to get water out of membrane chambers. Those facts don't provoke adults.

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Originally Posted by BigV

You're wrong. You *do* provoke people. You're also wrong about your statement that people provoke themselves. That's ridiculous. If you can't see that, you're ignorant. If you can see that, you're a hypocrite. You talk about perverted reasoning, using it as a club to beat others with. By trying to evade the charge of provocateur you are doing exactly the same thing.

If you don't think there's a reasonable chance that someone with a wet cellphone could further damage the cellphone with a hairdryer, in addition to my previous statements, I say you suffer from a lack of imagination.

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Originally Posted by BigV

If you don't think there's a reasonable chance that someone with a wet cellphone could further damage the cellphone with a hairdryer, in addition to my previous statements, I say you suffer from a lack of imagination.

They could use the hairdryer as a hammer and pound the cellphone?

What's with the deletions, not worthy?

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Originally Posted by Spectacle (Post 445076)

What's with the deletions, not worthy?

Conversation about correctly editing the previous two posts.

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 445667)

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One of my own recent themes in life has been strenuously avoiding characterizing those who have different points of view as "stupid", or "broken", or "bitter", or even "wrong", because our harsh divides are too harsh now and somehow we must resolve our differences and stop being assholes.
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Originally Posted by smoothmoniker (Post 445790)

My 2 1/2 year old is really into singing classic hits at full voice. Today's selection?

"I can see clearly now, the rain is gone ... I can see all popsicles in my way."