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Pamela 05-15-2016 05:21 PM

Bruce is correct. That is Phoenix, AZ.

BigV 05-17-2016 02:58 PM

I think you don't pull it over for the same nonreason that you don't pull over a guy pulling a trailer with... A couple motorcycles on it, or a trailer full of yard waste. Because none of them is really an actual bomb the size of a truck. There's just no way. Why bother.

xoxoxoBruce 05-18-2016 09:26 AM

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But if you're a cop you can pull him over just to ask WTF. I had a cop in NY State pull me over to ask if I built my truck myself.

When you're Ty Cobb you can slide any way you want. :eyebrow:

xoxoxoBruce 05-22-2016 08:55 PM

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How do they do that? looks more like 1932 to me.

Gravdigr 05-24-2016 01:51 PM

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Cat's eyes removed? WTF?

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Carruthers 05-24-2016 02:04 PM

Cat's eyes removed? WTF?
 
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The reflective studs, commonly known as 'Cat's Eyes', in the centre line of the road have been removed to enable re-surfacing to take place.

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These passive devices are being replaced by solar powered LED models.
The edges of some roads are marked by green (nearside) or red (offside) cat's eyes.

I've driven quite a bit in the US but mostly by day, so I don't recall seeing them there.
Are they part of the road fixtures and fittings?
In my defence, it's twelve years since I was there and the memory does tend to fade.

Link.

DanaC 05-24-2016 03:58 PM

The inventor of Cats Eyes was from near where I live. The factory where they're made is still there.

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The inventor of cat's eyes was Percy Shaw of Boothtown, Halifax, West Yorkshire, England. When the tram-lines were removed in the nearby suburb of Ambler Thorn, he realised that he had been using the polished strips of steel to navigate at night.[1] The name "cat's eye" comes from Shaw's inspiration for the device: the eyeshine reflecting from the eyes of a cat. In 1934, he patented his invention (patent No. 436,290 and 457,536), and on 15 March 1935, founded Reflecting Roadstuds Limited in Halifax to manufacture the items.[2][3] The name Catseye is their trademark.[4] The reflective lens had been invented six years earlier for use in advertising signs by Richard Hollins Murray, an accountant from Herefordshire[5][6] and, as Shaw acknowledged, they had contributed to his idea.[1]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat%27s_eye_(road)

xoxoxoBruce 05-24-2016 07:05 PM

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It varies here, usually depending on how much fog the area gets. Originally some areas used Bott's Dots, I have one of the originals. Then the reflectors evolved and some even combine both but I've never seen them. Locally they've been cutting the pavement to create a narrow rumble strip along the centerline.

footfootfoot 05-24-2016 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 960897)
The reflective studs, commonly known as 'Cat's Eyes', in the centre line of the road have been removed to enable re-surfacing to take place.

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These passive devices are being replaced by solar powered LED models.
The edges of some roads are marked by green (nearside) or red (offside) cat's eyes.

I've driven quite a bit in the US but mostly by day, so I don't recall seeing them there.
Are they part of the road fixtures and fittings?
In my defence, it's twelve years since I was there and the memory does tend to fade.

Link.

Very rarely do you see these on our roads (I should say, rarely do I see them) When I have they've been yellow reflectors.

Ahh, just read he wiki article. We get a lot of snow here, so the plows would tear them up.

glatt 05-25-2016 10:06 AM

Yeah, I've seen different ones in different places. I don't remember the details of what was where.

BigV 05-25-2016 11:34 AM

Around here they're set in shallow grooves so they're flush with the road surface

Pamela 05-25-2016 09:03 PM

There is a road in western Virginia, I forget which now, that is very prone to blinding fog. I was caught on it one foggy evening, totally blind, no place to pull over and stop. I was afraid of going over the edge of the road and down the steep hill when suddenly, lights similar to runway marking lights came on alongside the road, enabling me to see where I was going enough to get out of the fog belt and back to safety.

Bless whomever put those there and whomever turned them on for me!

bbro 05-26-2016 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pamela (Post 961003)
There is a road in western Virginia, I forget which now, that is very prone to blinding fog. I was caught on it one foggy evening, totally blind, no place to pull over and stop. I was afraid of going over the edge of the road and down the steep hill when suddenly, lights similar to runway marking lights came on alongside the road, enabling me to see where I was going enough to get out of the fog belt and back to safety.

Bless whomever put those there and whomever turned them on for me!

....I think I was on that road. It was basically a two lane twisty road through the mountains. It was just a fog wall, basically. Luckily, I was there during the day. I just followed a big rig. :)

xoxoxoBruce 05-27-2016 09:58 PM

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Yeah, stick your hands in there, just don't make any sudden stops. :eek:

xoxoxoBruce 05-28-2016 11:51 PM

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Can you even imagine the national alert if this happened today? :shock:

Gravdigr 05-29-2016 12:53 PM

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Ah, yes, the 1992 Buick Skylark. The acme of safety, security, and martial preparedness...

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Gravdigr 05-29-2016 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 961262)
Can you even imagine the national alert if this happened today? :shock:

Yeah, about two months after people start dying.

classicman 05-30-2016 10:16 AM

That stuff - and much more - is all readily available today anyway.

xoxoxoBruce 06-01-2016 12:25 AM

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What would you call these besides four wheeled, rubber tired, engine stands? :confused:

glatt 06-01-2016 08:29 AM

Just as pointless as golfing, but maybe less expensive and probably more fun.

xoxoxoBruce 06-01-2016 10:08 AM

I not sure they're not as expensive, each is a fortune. Bubblegum cards you can't fit in your wallet. :lol:

xoxoxoBruce 06-01-2016 11:33 AM

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Weird, funny. I wonder if this is a play on the currant bathroom ruckus.

Gravdigr 06-01-2016 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 961431)
What would you call these besides four wheeled, rubber tired, engine stands? :confused:

Well, the Grey Poupon-colored '57 I'd call Photoshopped...:neutral:

xoxoxoBruce 06-01-2016 03:25 PM

Maybe, but compare the build details to the red one above it and then are very similar.

Happy Monkey 06-03-2016 09:28 AM

Are your eggs too short?

note: Narration is in German, but you don't really need to know what it's saying.


glatt 06-03-2016 09:56 AM

WTF is right.

But I guess Pringles are sort of the same idea.

Clodfobble 06-03-2016 10:31 AM

Not to mention hot dogs.

infinite monkey 06-03-2016 01:06 PM

I swear at the beginning when the man is served the long egg, the narration says 'vut the fuck' in coordination with the look on the guy's face. :lol:

Anyway, I should get a job in food production because I would probably never want to eat ever again.

glatt 06-03-2016 01:21 PM

"vüt the fück?"

Gravdigr 06-03-2016 02:09 PM

Long egg...Ya learn something new everyday.

That was pretty cool HappyMonkey.

infinite monkey 06-03-2016 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 961566)
"vüt the fück?"

:p:

xoxoxoBruce 06-06-2016 07:15 PM

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He says it didn't hurt until a shot time before they took it out. :eyebrow:

gtown 06-06-2016 11:26 PM

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Wow - that's gotta account for some of the blood on the left side of the car...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...-from-his-arm/

xoxoxoBruce 06-07-2016 01:07 AM

It got overlooked because he was so fucked up. They start with the most serious shit and go down the list, so it got hidden by a cast.
But I'm amazed it didn't bother him all these years. :crazy:
I guess the lever in a '63 T-bird was chrome, and not chromium.

xoxoxoBruce 06-07-2016 11:02 AM

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How could anyone think girls would wear this to work? :rolleyes:

xoxoxoBruce 06-07-2016 10:39 PM

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Japan must be more crowded than I thought.

Clodfobble 06-08-2016 07:15 AM

"Collection."

Obviously they mean his rock music collection. Or his collection of hit Disney musicals. Surely.

glatt 06-08-2016 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 961867)
"Collection."

Obviously they mean his rock music collection. Or his collection of hit Disney musicals. Surely.

They need some sort of sanitizing spray nozzle like some of the automatically cleaned public toilets they have in some cities. Because, ew.

xoxoxoBruce 06-08-2016 08:26 AM

Porn videos, Anime, North Korean propaganda...

Scriveyn 06-10-2016 07:50 AM

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Builder's pick-up truck :eyebrow: :rolleyes:
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Carruthers 06-10-2016 08:24 AM

I've seen worse!

Often, when the vehicle is being driven with the windows down, the accumulated detritus tends to end up on the side of the road.

Actually, I think that's been contrived. No self-respecting builder would be without a copy of The Sun* wedged between the windscreen and dashboard top.


* A mass circulation tabloid noted for having a somewhat sensationalist approach to its stories and a flexible interpretation of the word 'truth'.

The Sun

Gravdigr 06-10-2016 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Scriveyn (Post 962018)
Builder's pick-up truck

That's a pick-up?:eyebrow:

Gravdigr 06-10-2016 01:31 PM

Makes me remember the first time I turned on the defroster on my bucket truck...Tiny wood chips went everywhere.

Scriveyn 06-10-2016 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 962038)
That's a pick-up?:eyebrow:

You might call it a flatbed, not sure what the difference is.

Gravdigr 06-10-2016 04:29 PM

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I just thought the nose was a little slanty for a pick-up.

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In other WTFness:

The Farmer's Insurance guy, Vern Schillinger from "Oz", Chief Pope from "The Closer", the really mean dude in "Whiplash", wherever you know him from, he's J.K. Simmons, and I bet you never thought he was packing the guns of Navarone under his shirt:

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Dude is 61 years old.:bolt:

Griff 06-10-2016 04:46 PM

Damn bro...

glatt 06-10-2016 04:59 PM

I'm impressed

xoxoxoBruce 06-10-2016 06:03 PM

Lots of the world has pickups with van type noses.

Vern Schillinger. Are you fucking kidding me? I googled him but in all of the pictures he's clean shaven, or close to it, and no where near the wrinkles around eyes. It startled me, not because of the arms but the face. Let me put it this way, I could slap my picture on his passport or drivers license, and nobody would bat an eye, not the cops, not customs, not even NSA. :eek:

Carruthers 06-11-2016 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Scriveyn (Post 962018)
Builder's pick-up truck :eyebrow: :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 962038)
That's a pick-up?:eyebrow:

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Originally Posted by Scriveyn (Post 962045)
You might call it a flatbed, not sure what the difference is.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 962047)
I just thought the nose was a little slanty for a pick-up.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 962050)
Lots of the world has pickups with van type noses.

It's a Ford Transit drop side truck much favoured by the building profession.

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I believe that the above is a slightly later version of that shown in the first pic.

fargon 06-11-2016 06:51 AM

^I Want One^

xoxoxoBruce 06-11-2016 12:04 PM

Much more practical and useful than our pickups. People would be less apt to choose them as car substitutes for suburban living. Not stylish enough, too utilitarian. I wonder how that would look a 42 inch Cepeks? :haha:

Gravdigr 06-11-2016 01:28 PM

$15,000 worth of 'donks ought to 'hood it right up.

xoxoxoBruce 06-11-2016 07:00 PM

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Really? Hmm, $15 a dozen by the gross... you could make a hell of a bullet proof vest.

Gravdigr 06-12-2016 01:18 PM

No atheists in foxholes.

xoxoxoBruce 06-17-2016 10:44 AM

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One of the things I've enjoyed about cars/trucks/bikes is the individual personalizations of them. But I often say WTF? :haha:

xoxoxoBruce 06-18-2016 11:31 PM

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This is definitely a WTF...

Gravdigr 06-19-2016 12:53 PM

Probably broke the other three trying to remove air wrench-installed lug nuts. I hate that shit. I just took GrandCherokeeOne back to WallyWorld (they put my tires on) and made them remove and replace my lug nuts after I rounded a lugnut trying to get the damn things off to install brake shoes. Had to drill the damn stud out. Fucking fuckers.:bitching:

xoxoxoBruce 06-19-2016 01:54 PM

He told me this morning the hubcap and studs were gone when he discovered it.

Crimson Ghost 06-20-2016 02:03 AM

I promised Sears I'd tell this story on stage everyday until the lawsuit is settled...

I was in Georgia on tour when I noticed that the tires on my van were wearing weird, so I took it to Sears Automotive, a trusted name in automotive care... It took them 3 and a half hours to change 4 tires... They had to whittle one out of a piece of wheat... I pay 'em $900 of my hard earned cash, I took the first right hand turn out of the parking lot and the left rear tire falls off, it falls off, IT FALLS THE FUCK OFF... Turning my van into a tripod, spinning me into a dimension of pissed-off I have never been in before in my life! Later through research i discovered that this guy was a tire guy, he didn't somedays work on transmissions...he was a tire guy. Apparently Sears sent him to tire... College ... For 3 days, apparently he was sick on LUGNUT DAY, but they still let him work on my van! So I'm suing them and I'm hoping by this time next year they will have to rename the Sears Tower in Chicago to Ron White's Big Ole God Damn Building and you guys can all come party!

Gravdigr 06-20-2016 09:01 AM

I'd forgotten about that story. I love Ron White. He could read the phone book and make me weep with laughter.


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