This is not the not humor thread, people.

Read it again if you need to.

This is not the... oh wait!!

And what's fucking wrong with a Milli Vanilli tat? The only stupid thing I did with that was getting it on my vaj on 9/11, while your mother was going down on me... and I did offer to pay for her skin graft...


I find oxymorons funny :)

:lol:

Now that is a Haggis

is 4 haggi, methinks.... i am blessed....

Hag-guy? I think we have one of those.

Now I'm hungry I hope your happy.

Imagine if some poor noob stumbles across this page. :lol:

I'd hate to get hit in the face with one of those.

I ate Haggis at the British Officers Mess in Hong Kong in 1987. It was fantastic. Robert Burns celebration. And they looked just like the pic above. They piped it into the mess and it was ceremoniously cut with a officers sword. Everyone was in dress mess. A great memory.

Umm....What is that?

That, Tulip, is a plate with four haggises on it, used to convey the message that a preceding post had caused audible laughter. I tell you, Dali has nothing on the Cellar.

On to the Tiger Woods jokes

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name: Cheetah!