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Ut I'm bummin' about your [really cool]car and your being sick.
Merc, my condolences, good job being there for him though.

Imodium AD. Best OTC medication available. I'm thinking of taking it every day and just having one massive dump per week. How convenient that would be, as opposed to now which is one BR/WC visit per 15 minutes.

I got some amazing medication when I was in Spain. Seemed to be heavy on the opium derivative at least - it bunged me up like a cork and gave me the super-freakiest dreams I've ever had. And me being me, that's super-freaky.

Funny - I have a contraceptive implant for an equivilant reason that you're suggesting taking an anti-diuretic. There's no sperm to fertilise me, but I get it free and don't have to buy tampons/ towels. Saves me a fortune over 3 years. But if you have to buy Immodium, what would the trade-off be in the cost of TP?

Wait - you gave me an idea there. If I just put a tampon up my ass, would that solve things?

I'll replace it every hour.

:vomit:

When I was 17, someone shut my finger in a door jamb - they were "jokingly" trying to stop me coming into the room without realising I had my finger on the other side of the door.

POURED blood. All over his parents' carpet. Only time I've been glad to make a mess in my life I think.

I was driven to A&E by the least inebriated partier. It certainly wouldn't have been me - even if I'd had a licence. I was wearing a lace bra top and cami knickers - bless the eighties!

The nasty piece of work concerned came with us. Good. He was more worried about the amount of blood I was producing than the state of his parents' carpet - good. Served him right to get a scare. I bled through two tea-towels and he was much nicer to me after this event. (hold a grudge? Me? After 19 years? Well...)

Anyway, the point of this is that after X-ray (the top of my finger was broken), the nurse in A&E wrapped my finger in cotton wool before advising me to go to my GP in one weeks time and not take the bandage off in between.

When it finally came off, it had to be soaked in water with TCP, and each strand of cotton wool removed by tweezers, while I tried not to cry. The remaining nail had punctured the skin underneath, so it was a bleeding wound at the time it was bandaged.

The reason for this post?
UT - I envisage a similar situation if you use internal protection for a reason not specified on the packaging.
My Mum had to help me out in the end. I hope for KatKeeper's sake she does not end up in a similar position for you.

Beyond that, it wouldn't work anyway. There are no muscles forcefully expelling menstrual blood like you have with poop. A little wad of cotton would just come right back out with all the rest of it.

You really don't want to get that backed up, despite the apparently attractive convenience factor.

Right now I have to go to the pot and sit every time I FART, just in case.

tampon and duct tape

How about one of those things the astronauts wear?

an "I poop at zero G" iron-on patch?

No, one of these:

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/1...back%20LES.jpg

... a bailing pump.

No whistle?