I've never smoked it. Though, I hear it does work well in some PTSD studies. Lookout for that rooster! They are the most evil & spiteful creatures in the world. When my daughters aren't around, I have to wear a motorcycle helmet and carry a tennis racket for protection in the back yard. I swear, one day I will get my revenge on that rooster

See?! I KNEW you lot would take Norman to heart! :D

Oh, I've had my share of cocks that were complete dicks! :rolleyes:

Since then, I've wised up. Instead of just letting young chickens grow up pretty much on their own, when they're very young you need to hold and cuddle and carry them (especially the roos) around with you ALL THE TIME whenever you're in the chicken yard. Once they know you're their friend - and that you're their boss whenever you're in the chicken yard - they don't usually come after people.

Usually. ;)

I'm the only one Red attacks. I think my youngest daughter could sit there and pluck out his feathers one by one and he would be happy. The kids say when I'm fighting with him, he thinks I'm doing a wing dance.

I hate roosters, squirrels, and humming birds. Can't forget the spiders either

Is there no cock whisperer that could show you how to dominate your cock? Put your knee on its chest and get all up in your cook's biness?

You're supposed to essentially ignore roosters. It's when they get habituated to handling and/or pushed around that they get dangerous.

So, in other words, if you handle your cock too much, it might go off? Got it.

I recently met someone who buys his supply wholesale through some sort of channel for $275. / oz.

A bunch of different flavors, apparently.

Oh, and Glinda? Nice cock! (The two words you don't want to hear in the men's room)

zactly

Add to it Red is about the size of a small emu. After the tornado destroyed the coop, he hides in trees and on the roof waiting for me to walk outside

We had a rooster who was quite nasty. I used to just sink the boot in if he tried it on me, but my boys were small when we had him and they kept getting scratched.

He tasted quite good.

Yeah, two of my former roos turned ugly on me, but I never got friendly with either of them when they were chicks. The two I've had since then got a lot of attention as chicks and turned out to be very nice roos who never gave me or my neighbors (they care for my birds when I'm out of town) a bit of trouble.

It also depends on the breed. I can tell you that Americauna roos are real shitheads; leghorns and dorkings, not so much. :)


"Dorkings." *snicker*

Cock or hell?

My cock has been getting up at 5 as well... :eyebrow:

Truly though I may have to put the bastard in the freezer.