No cranial sutures so it's not poor Yorick.

mostly, but she had to use teaspoons to scrape the last few bits of brain tissue out.

All is well over here in SE NC. We caught an outer edge of Irma and faired well.

That's good we worry about youse guyz.

Glad you came through in good shape, Tarheel.

Thanks guys. It is a bit wet in the yard, but we are dry, fat and happy.

A man can't ask for much more.:thumb:

Dude is this you? :D

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Ain't no way that guy looks like Jim, cause Jimmy is fuglier than that. You ever tx a guy and he don't tx back. When I do get something its like two words. Of course he could tx fuck you so I guess something is better than nothing.

I figure there has to be a reason so I am putting some thoughts down. Anybody feel like throwing a number in then feel free.

1. pussy whipped.
2. short leash.
3. actually working very hard.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...6c72e9d112.jpg

4. Accidentally went blind from masturbating.

5. broke his index finger when Amanda farted.

Look how surprised the dogs are! :D

Those dogs were like where did he go? Whose going to feed us?[emoji2]

Holy shit. No. But he looks exactly like me. That's fucked up. He's thinner,... but the face! God. I guess there are only so many combinations of features.

I dropped my phone and cracked the back. I've been missing a lot of texts people send. I think I fucked up the antenna ... I have Amanda using Facebook IM at this point.

I was just thinking about you on Tuesday. Was too busy at the time to text.

I will have my priest say some humity dumities for you. I think I send my txs on the forum. Nothing else everyone will see I am still breathing.

I saw on another thread that you are going out on the big boat. Be sure to take a size larger pants as the food is excellent.

Be sure to come back with the same woman.[emoji3]

Hey tarheel, we're talkin about the big guy with the black shirt, not the big guy with the black coat.

you're welcome.

Oh I thought you were talking about my best friend.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...3a5edca3bf.jpg

So I got up late for a change. We ate breakfast at lunchtime. What a great day. The temps here are running at 80° during the day so I ride my bike every chance I get.

I txd Jim a couple hours ago to see if the cheap fuck got a new phone. He has one of those expen$ive, high dollar, gold plated, been in Barbi Benton's cooter with no insurance phones.

I have a $89 Straightalk phone. It does everything but swim.

Well hopefully Jim and I will ride this spring. This time I will follow him.

I'll wave when I fly over your house tomorrow morning. Make sure you're looking up so you don't miss it.

Ok I will be waiting.

The plane came by about 9. He was on the right side of the plane as it was tilted that way.

Sooo whats Jim and Amanda doing these days? Went on a cruise did he? My goodness he is spoiling that woman. Lucky gal.

What part of the nicest guy in the world profile did his ex wife not like? Just can't please some women.

You are entirely correct sir.

Hey, Happy Thanksgiving, tarheel! and tony and all yall....

I WAS on the right side of the plane!

I hope you guys have a great day today. Don't eat too much. Save room for pie. And make sure you listen to this in its entirety:

Thanks for posting this, lumberjim. I always try to listen to Alice's Restaurant at least once every Thanksgiving season. :thumb:

You guys have no idea how glad I am to discover that this is a Thing!


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I've been telling you for years

When we were in Costa Maya on that cruise something pretty cool happened.

We had rented Jet Skis. The company had 4 sleds, so only 4 could go out at one time, but there were 5 of us that rented, so we went in two groups. Amanda and I hung back and watched the first group from the beach.

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You can almost make out the other 3 people we were with out near the horizon. At one point they went beyond it and we lost sight of them.

When we went, it was just us two and the guide. After about 10 minutes of aimless frolicking in the waves, I saw a dolphin jump in Amanda's wake. And then another. I started trying to get her attention, waving my arm and holding my hand in a blade on top of my head like a fin. When she saw that her eyes bugged, and I realized she probably was thinking SHAAARRRK!!!

but then one jumped in front of her. And one behind me. There had to be 7-10 dolphin playing in the water all around us. I saw a baby or two jump. The bigger ones got between us, and when they started swimming along next to me... always on my left... they would roll on their side, and get up close to the surface and turn me aside from the area the little ones were playing in, I got the hint that they wanted us to steer clear. But they were still having fun racing us and jumping in front of us.

Even the guide was excited to see it. I guess it doesn't happen a lot. Could not have paid money for something like that. And we had decided not to bring cameras along so we could concentrate on the moment. It was the highlight of the trip for both of us, especially so for her. Pretty cool, right?

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AMANDA_____________________________________MELANIE_______________________________________________JANINE

very nice!

Neat!

No video.

He said they did that on porpoise.

I can't see shit. All the pics are broke. Don't mind me as I am gripy as hell with this chest cold. I have to sleep with a honey lemon cough drop in my cheek so I don't cough up a hernia.

I did manage to get some rides in. This is near my house. I put the saddle bags on, the first time since I bought it. Need some space to carry stuff.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...689b209871.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...bfea364b26.jpg

OK now that is class. I dig it. Right down to the whitewalls on the wire spokes, it all hangs together as a style. Perfect bags for the ride, too. Well done sir

The air cleaner is the cherry on top, lol. Looks good, buddy.

I put Stabil in mine last week and plugged the battery tender in. Sad day.

Can you see these? https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...4f0c2b1c41.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...404ee47419.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...492bc65c3d.jpg

Can see those, the other ones are just a minus sign now

What UT said.

The first set is just minus signs and I see only 2 out of 3 of the second set.

Same here.

The first post, i hot linked from Google's picture back up of my camera roll. The second I uploaded thru Tapatalk.

I don't know why the 3rd doesn't show. Maybe I'm over the total per post pic size. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...dbd642f316.jpg

Sweet ride Captain.

Lovely Jim.

So only 4 pics out of the entire trip. Who are the two babes with Amanda?

I got a little ride today before the shit hits the fan starting tomorrow. Here I am taking in the views of the country.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...ecb91ba2f7.jpg

I try it again.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...343c52d6af.jpg

There's an old phone kiosk under that sign in post #1245.

And a bunch of phone booths across the road.

That's her older sisters. I didn't take a crazy lot of pics. And we were naked most of the time so cameras weren't allowed.

I would have hated to see that. I don't even like to see myself in the mirror naked.

Ya but you are not as cute as they are.

Oh well I have to get your attention somehow pecker head. I am spending a total of $26 on you and Amanda. Actually hers is a bargain at 6.99, but y'all will like 'em.

I have to order it tomorrow with a bunch of other shit. You might not get it in time for Christmas, but you might, but you might not.

Here I leave you a picture to dream by.....https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...afae77727f.jpg

Do not mail me weed.

Guy thinks he lives in a free society. Never heard of 9/11

I did it for awhile, mailing to Texas, where they frown greatly on that, by cleaning debris, packing in a plastic vial, slicing off the bottom of a large diameter scented candle, boring out the center to fit the vial, then resealing the candle with melted wax borings, and reattach the sliced off bottom complete with label. Of course this was years ago before the statute of limitations ran out. It was time consuming and expensive but a friend in need is a friend indeed.



Did I ever tell you about the time I destroyed my toaster oven with a wax fire? :haha:

As the Cellar's most prominent Texan, I feel obligated to mention that, no, Bruce has never mailed me pot. :)

Just a bunch of candles, for some reason.

Nope, nobody here or you ever met, I swear.
Oh wait, UT has, but it was just once and just for a few hours. :blush:

Shit, you know how much that shit costs? It is a picture. That bud must've weighed 20 lbs laying on the back porch. Too big to mail.

Will it have a litter?

Ha ha actually the bud was laying on top of an old wood stool. I hoping to elicit some "holy smokes", but y'all are not to be fooled.