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I love this:

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Sigh, I wish my secret talent was something other than "able to eat an entire bag of cheezy poofs in one sitting."

Shawnee, from: :http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=17429

I've got a whole cheese motif thing goin' on today! :)

Thanks Dana. I finally made the Hall of Cock, I mean Fame, thread.

Excellent punning:

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Originally Posted by smoothmoniker (Post 459672)

This seems like a modest proposal. And, by the way, swift work on starting your first thread!

From this thread.

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 461256)

This is a message board UG. You are not a cold war spy.

Instant classic from here.

dar, I'm so glad you noticed - I thought it had slipped past the crowd.

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If you want politicians to treat each other with respect.....don't vote for thugs and morons.

From Dana, in this post;
http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=462483&postcount=41

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Originally Posted by tw (Post 461923)

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This is the new Cellar where the topic is perverted to attack another poster.
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Attacking others is the best way to win an argument that defends wacko extremist rhetoric.
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Well, you can't say he doesn't have clearly defined goals. Mission Accomplished!

This is an interesting take on the whole abortion debate and the point at which a woman loses control over her body. From Flaja:

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Originally Posted by DanaC
No. She changes her physical state, but that doesn't mean she relinquishes control over her body. If a woman is giving birth, she gets to choose how and she gets to choose what medical assistance she will or will not have. All these things are the woman's decision. They weren't always, of course.

Letting a man put his penis in her does not give the man control over her body? Get real.

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 463785)

This is an interesting take on the whole abortion debate and the point at which a woman loses control over her body. From Flaja:

yea, well he is obviously an individual who never had a loving relationship with a woman. Sex is not about losing control. What a fucking idiot.

Ooooohhhh.....see, now, I've been working on the assumption flaja is a woman...which of course makes the above comment even more bizarre

I thought it was a woman too. Very interesting, indeed.

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but here goes. I would find it hard to believe that anyone who comes from so far out of left field in their right wing nuttiness to not have a penis in their possession.

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 463785)

This is an interesting take on the whole abortion debate and the point at which a woman loses control over her body. From Flaja:

Man or woman, it doesn't matter. The man does not possess your body no matter what he puts inside of it. If he sticks a coke can in there are you owned by coca cola then, or the man? How about neither?

Say a woman has sex with a donkey in Thailand. Is she then owned by the donkey?

If I stick my fingers in a man's whatever, do I have possession of the man? If we are going to get real, let's get real.

What if I stick my tongue in his mouth and roll it around for awhile. Does that imply ownership then too?

I can stick all of my underwear in a drawer, but it might not be my drawer. Then I can say,
"No. It's my drawer, all of my unmentionables were inside of it"?

I think this is hall of flame material, however, so we can take this elsewhere.
lol!
The cellar is a constant source of amusement. I love it!!
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Hall of fame material:

http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...postcount=2107

Glatt with an unexpected Zinger!! This passes for freaking hilarious in my book!!

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