11-year-old golfer nails hole-in-one...

...on the first hole...

...of the inaugural round...

...of Tiger Woods' newly designed course that includes a ten hole, 792 yard kids' course...

...right in front of Tiger Fucking Woods.



:devil:

Mixed blessing. There's a lifetime of bragging rights, and a lifetime of trying to duplicate it.
His best course is to say it was shit luck and play it off.

***The following link takes you to a page that has pictures of a 5 yr old boy with a fair-sized wound just above the hairline, and he is wearing a blood-stained t-shirt. He isn't the least bit fazed by his wound, in fact, he's happy as a clam. I thought some of the squeamier Dwellars might appreciate a heads up, though.***

As for that shirt:

5-Year-Old Hockey Fan Takes Puck to the Head, Goes to ER, Gets Staples, Returns to Game (Pics)

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I wonder what Mom had to say to Dad afterward...

WELL PLAYED DAD

absolutely correct all around.

My legs are on fire just watching that.

Damn fools. :rolleyes:

Legs? I think you might've misspelled LUNGS.

Geez, Mr. Announcer Guy, get excited why dontcha?

Don't play this near crystal wine glasses:

UPDATE, kinda:

Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka Deemed Unfit To Stand Trial By Psychologist In Ongoing Murder Trial

1.92 seconds...:notworthy

so cool!
 

The photo looks so cool!:)

The difference between 850 horsepower and 10,000 horsepower:



:cool:

Good Lord.


ps, the pit stop one was just as unbelievable. then I watched a suggested vid of the pit stop fails.. .there are SO MANY places for things to go wrong, sometimes horribly wrong.. 1.92 seconds.. I can't even think that fast.

Watch Alexis DeJoria's little love tap against the wall at Sonoma Raceway:



Result of that little love tap? Fractured. Pelvis.:bandaid::eek:

Dude standing on the other side of the wall where he impacted didn't like that.