OK, so I'm crass. Seriously. Is this what passes for a big dick in Japan? I think the ads were placed on purpose, clever enough. But WTF? That looks like the dick Eddie Murphy was talking about when he said the underwear models in the old Sears type catalogs shouldn't be modeling 'cause they had no bulge, and they sure as hell shouldn't be smiling! I know about erection as the great equalizer, but there is no bulk there at all. WTF? Pass!

I laughed so hard my stomach hurts

'Spretty cool, huh?

The squeak was what got me going. In my head I heard "Am I hurtin' ya honey?"

I heard that the average size for Asian men is 4 inches? If there were Asian men here, they could correct me. But since there are none around... too bad...lol. Well hey, at least it wasn't flat. :p:

Damn, I didn't realize I was part Asian

Once at the zoo there were 2 large tortoises going at it in an outside enclosure. They each probably weighed about 150 lbs and they made a loud farting sound with each push.

I laughed but my wife did not find it amusing.

So, you're part Asian (4 in.) + what? :unsure:

:lol:

Because you weren't the one that ended up having to explain it to your son and the rest of the 5th grade class you were chaperoning.

I guess I'm half Asian. or maybe 2/3. Although I'm fractious, I'm bad at fractions.:p:

I thought men usually like to boast about how, uh...not small they are? :p:

I'm moving to Japan. I will be as a god to them.:cool:

I've been the chaperone for 5th graders--farts need no explanation.

Just watch out for Mothra!

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