Me, I don't much like whiskey, but do love my Scotch.

So you like whisky then?

My point exactly.
Looking at a page of booze ads (or booze discussions) it is obvious that the distinction is poorly understood.

Chocolate Milk :) (Whole organic)

Caffeine-free Pepsi

Having some Chocolate Milk :)

Chocolate Ensure with milk.

Ginger ale and rum

Everclear and Wegman's Strawberry/Grapefruit Diet soda.
Am I worried about all the chemicals in diet soda.
Ha! 190 proof Everclear reduces all worries, and more importantly pain, to piss.

Chocolate Milk :)

It's not supposed to hurt when you piss. Where have you been sticking that thing?

Add a little cranberry juice to that 190.

And keep it in ya fuckin' pants.

Sheesh, teenagers.

What Are You Drinking Tonight?
 

Well, it fer damn sure won't be The Macallan Valerio Adami 1926 60-year-old.

It was distilled in 1926, bottled in 1986.

It sold at auction (by Bonham's in Edinburgh) today...

...for £848,000, or $1,100,000.

Not a Scotch man at all, but, I sure would like a sip of that.

Hello everyone :)

Im drinking Chocolate Milk...

You've got a monkey on your back.