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You have something to find.

I was looking for some action It was late at night. Late at night.

camera fun
 

Oh, Balls...
 

http://www.internetpei.com/balls/

Warning: Avoid hallucinogenic drugs...or take lots. One or the other.

:repuke: OK, somebody try NO hallucinogenic drugs now :greenface

Make Dubya give the speech you want! http://www.bushspeech.org/

Here's a site for Stacyv: Bitter Waitress.

There is some neat stuff in here including a shitty tipper database where bitter waitresses can name names!

Holy beehive hairdo, batman!

I waited tables at an IHOP when I was a lassie. Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity anyone?

Just put extra chocolate chips and whipped cream on the chocolate chip pancakes, thanks. There's nothing fresh or particularly fruity about the RTF&F. Sugary, yes.

the glossary of perversion

might be nsfw for those of you with net nannies.

Pictures of a very cool 1955 Mercedes race car transporter. :eek6:

LJ, you want Dirty Proverbs
That one isn't safe for anyone really.

Very interesting group of photos Bruce.

i want the car on the back of it. Badly.

Me too. That's a proper Porsche.

A porsche for real men.

With handlebar moustaches and a fondness for pickled cabbage.

Kev

Uh,..that's a 1955 Mercedes-Benz 300SLR Uhlenhaut Coupe on the back of the 1955 Mercedes-Benz High Speed Transporter. :smack:

Didn't look very porchey to me...
merc logo is visible in a few shots.

I think she was being ironic...

It's a proper Porsche.

Not like those crappy Boxsters.

Boxsters are for people that can't afford porsches.

Nah, you're thinking of the Lotus Elise or the low-end TVR range. They're sporty and cheap - ideal for the "911-but-can't-afford-it" crowd.

Boxsters are for people who want a Porsche badge on their keys but don't care about looks, handling or performance.

Doh! :smack: :smack:

I wasn't being ironic.
Very tempted to say I was though.

Look I've had 3 hours sleep all weekend all right? Happens to the best of us.

Doh again! :smack: My client walked in just as I was writing this. I may as well give today up, complete and utter waste of time.

All modern Porsches are rubbish apart from the GT2. Love some of the older ones though, although whether what I am thinking of were Porsches at all is now contestable.

Sighs at disastrous attempt to prove some women know something about cars

An elise has a look and a style that is fairly unique, it's also about the same price as a boxster. A boxster on the other hand has poor styling and as you say, poor handling and peformance to boot. You'll at least get a nice whirl out of the Elise.

Stuffem both and gimme an Aston Martin or a Maserati anyday. Once you've driven a Maserati you can't go back.

Ye gods, I expect to see that next to the dictionary definition of 'ugly as sin'.

Who said Maserati? I want one. Now. Beautiful boisterous beasts.

Get a US-spec BMW M3.

And then get anything at all made in Europe to European spec, and it'll feel wonderful.

:)

sigh.

yet more evidence that all of your taste is between the wrong cheeks :(

speaking of beautiful boisterous beasts. let's have a friggin picture of you already, Cat. you can't be that atrocious looking. we wont make fun ,i promise!

and dont give me any shit about you not having a digicam. it's 2004. you have the technology.

Look at it! Clashing colours (what is WITH the white windshielf edge?), gaudy silver bits hanging off..It looks the aborted fetus of a perfectly fine sedan and a 50s racecar.

Taste is things like this.
Saw the Bugatti at the Gevena car show, most beautiful car I'v ever seen.

http://blackstatic.net/mas.jpg
Mmmm...dead on.

I've told you, I don't have a scanner. I have one at work (obviously) but I don't know how I'd explain my reasons for scanning one in. And likewise a digicam. But ok I suppose all you lot have got pictures up, so I'll see what I can do, but no promises.

jag enough with the sexy pictures you're getting me excited.

but it's got such a cute ass...

http://blackstatic.net/bug.jpg

Stop teasing. Two can play at that game. Now this is a beast.

http://www.fantasycars.com/sedans/audi/audi_rs61.jpg

Mmm.

Guy at work just bought one. I whimpered like a baby girl when he put his foot down in that, and it's still big enough to put three adults in the back and some luggage in the boot.

Practical, and more than fast enough to lose your licence, on a motorway, from a standing start, in 10 seconds.

Isn't that the fastest estate car ever or something?

Well, something.

By which I mean: "no, it's a saloon"

:D

PS - Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Catwoman, it's beautiful, it's a lotus, which model?

To let 2 chickens in at once?? :smack: :)

It's not a lotus it's a Pagani Zonda... brought out to rival the F1. Carbon fibre, £300K +. Sexy as hell.

Nope.

Because otherwise, it'd be a chicken sedan.

*boom, boom*

I don't get it.

neither. Nice car though.

Chicken coop. 2 doors. Like "coupe".

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan (or saloon).

Get it? Get it?

Sheesh.

Oh. Now I get it, but it's just not funny. Sedan doesn't even sound like saloon. Tut. :)

No, but it's an American joke, and they call saloons sedans.

And I thought you and Jag had been around more, and figured you'd know that.

:)

I most certainly have not been around. Jag on the other hand, well, all the stories are true.

I got it. She's just annoyed, you interupted her putting the make on Jag. :haha:

No, we call saloons "bars."

[python]What a silly bunt.[/python]

;)

Snigger.

Yeah. Odd that. I lived in NYC for 2 years, and was delighted to discover that you 'merkins have the knack of creating a bar down pat. Some great places.

And yet by my count there are exactly 4 americans alive at any given time who know how to drink.

I am positively incensed that you think I would resort to such tactics in an educated discussion forum like this. We're only playing... ;)

Why do you call us pubic wigs?

Yeah, and one of us had to quit because we got so damn good at it!

I really like this. Sort of reminded me of Exploding Dog, but different. Oh, :blunt: just click it.

Cool site, b.

Those are some damn funny comics, Bruce. I am particularly fond of Baby Doom. :)

And HEY! What's up with that signature, LJ? I normally ignore signature files, how long has it been like that??

just part of a series. ut started it. don't worry. it's a tribute. ;)

I'ts obvious you've never been to Pittsburgh...
On the other hand, if by "alive" you meant the oppisite of brain dead, then you may have a point. :beer:

'merkin. As in "Ahm a'merkin. From a'merkee."

I've absolutely no idea who coined the expression, but it's something I picked up from a book (as in a dead-tree-printed-version-which-looked-likely-to-sell-enough-copies-to-be-published book) a few years ago.

I rather hope it's not intended to be offensive, given that I've been using it so long.

The great thing about that particular wagon is that you never miss your stop, and it's never too late to get off.

Nope, I never have. But given the context in which you say that, I shall make an effort to remedy that in the next few months.

No, don't worry - even over here in Blighty, we know George Jr is not a good standard by which to judge the rest of the country.

I wasn't referring to our president, but to drunken Pittsburgh "Stiller" fans in general.
(No offense to the Philly "Iggle" fans, they have been known to pound a few on occasion too!) ;)

Here's another cartoon link for you seriously disturbed people. :3eye: