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Carruthers 02-23-2017 04:48 AM

'A tacky monstrosity': Giant sculpture of Jeremy Clarkson's head appears in garden.
 
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A massive sculpture of Jeremy Clarkson’s head has been called “a tacky monstrosity” after a family won a competition to have it in their garden.

Zohaib Alam, 15, entered The Grand Tour Twitter competition for his dad to win the 6ft fibreglass sculpture of the former Top Gear host’s head.

“My dad loves the show and I love those types of programmes too,” the teenager, who lives in Salford, told the Manchester Evening News.

“I tweeted the show after I saw the competition and suddenly I got a tweet back to say our front garden was big enough for Jeremy Clarkson’s head.

“I know Jeremy Clarkson has got a big head but we said it would fit after we found out the dimensions. It was amazing when we found out that we had won. It’s the first time we’ve won anything.”
In gentler times it would have been covered by a sheet lest it frighten the horses.

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xoxoxoBruce 02-23-2017 11:00 AM

Or placed at the bottom of a hill to urge the horses up. :lol:

BigV 02-23-2017 12:28 PM

BYOB BYOR BYOD
 
BYOB, bring your own bottle, right?

Nope, bring your own bullet. BYOR, bring your own rope. Or, BYOD, bring your own drugs. Your own lethal injection drugs. Really, you can't make this shit up.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.167cec0bcb0a

Gravdigr 02-23-2017 02:14 PM

I'm sure that'll work just fine.

Gravdigr 02-23-2017 04:09 PM

Dan Marino Finally Retires From The Miami Dolphins

DanaC 02-23-2017 04:56 PM

Giant Clarkson head...


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the teenager, who lives in Salford, told the Manchester Evening News.
This answered any questions I had about that story.*
















* I'm allowed to say that - it's where I hail from.

Gravdigr 04-10-2017 03:14 PM

Ya reckon that ol' Fargon fella done went off the reservation?:eyebrow:


Feds looking beyond Wisconsin for manifesto suspect feared to be plotting act of mass violence

Gravdigr 04-14-2017 07:05 AM

Penguins fan stabbed in the head, refuses to seek medical aid until after the game

tw 04-15-2017 03:35 PM

Who do these penguins play against? The Sharks? Sound like a one sided game.

Gravdigr 04-24-2017 03:33 PM

Entire U.S. Senate to go to White House for North Korea briefing

...by Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis, Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats and General Joseph Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

This is probably not good.:(

DanaC 04-24-2017 03:44 PM

This would be a really good time for someone to find a way of blocking the president's twitter access.

Gravdigr 04-24-2017 03:46 PM

Illinois college student killed in freak accident during track and field meet

He was struck by a thrown hammer. Hammer throw.

tw 04-25-2017 12:08 AM

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Entire U.S. Senate to go to North Korea for White House briefing

Now that is news.

footfootfoot 04-25-2017 09:46 AM

Toddler And 5-Year-Old Crash SUV Trying To Drive To Grandma’s House

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b078581f137132

I wonder if the 3 y.o. worked the pedals.

Gravdigr 05-15-2017 05:10 PM

I'm no Trump supporter, but, fuck Todd Rundgren, and anyone else who wishes to impose their politics on me. I wasn't going to his fucking slapped together show anyway, but, still...

I don't give a fuck what your politics are, shut up, make music, and bang on yer drum all day ya whiny bitch.

Nyah.


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