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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 803752)

9.9999... minute explanation

Though I just now found it, there was a rebuttal posted on YouTube six days after your post, Happy Monkey.

I was all set to gripe about the inappropriateness of that last post in a non-NSFW thread...

...then I remembered I started this thread w/a post concerning menstrual cups, and thought "meh, chocolate dicks ain't so bad."

Want, like you wouldn't believe.

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Available at: The Space.com Store, $29.95.

That's pretty cool. Although if I had it, I would be so anal I would have a hard time with the ship's name and number being off to the side like that all the time.

Actually I will protest the fondant filled dildos in a thread not marked as NSFW..
Not appropriate to appear on your screen - given they are realistically moulded.

Can we have them switched to a NSFW thread please mods?

via Yahoo!News

Guitar Pee Urinal Turns User Into A Music Whiz

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By Eric Pfeiffer

There's no denying it, this is a clear case of yellow journalism.

Billboard Brasil has created a new musically interactive urinal that strums guitar chords while someone goes to the bathroom. The Guitar Pee is designed to look like an actual electric guitar and plays a unique set of notes with each use.

In fact, it even records your musical output. CNET reports that once you've flushed, the urinal generates a personalized number, allowing listeners to stream the user-generated content from the Guitar Pee website.

The novelty instrument apparently was created as a tie-in with the company's marketing slogan, "Music. We know it comes from everywhere," and will be featured in bars across San Paolo.

The Guitar Pee is actually not the first attempt to create a more interactive bathroom experience.

In April, Sega Games unveiled the Toylet, a urinal that offers users a video game distraction while going to the bathroom. The Toylet isn't cheap, reportedly costing $1,748 for each urinal and more than $100 for each individual game."

While it's technically not quite as portable, we're guessing most gamers will stick with their Nintendo Wii.

You know urine a crazy place when you see that.

Wait, seriously, it's got an electric cable running into it. I'm not pissing into that. :shock:

oh come on zen! i've been struck by lightning and electrocuted by 120 and 240. it doesn't hurt that bad! maybe that's why i type in run on sentences and paragraphs! go ahead, piss on it!

Yeahbbut ... on yer wang?

I talked a friend into pissing on the spark plug to shut off a lawn mower once , Not the brightest bulb in the pac ,
same dude pissed on a HOG fence !!!
He Has NO children as far as I Know

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Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 813711)

I talked a friend into pissing on the spark plug to shut off a lawn mower once , Not the brightest bulb in the pac ,
same dude pissed on a HOG fence !!!
He Has NO children as far as I Know

Especially since the fence incident.

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 813710)

Yeahbbut ... on yer wang?

ok no, not with my wang. you got me there......i'm not the friend Zip was referring to....

Flip-flop-selling vending machines??? Twenty fucking bucks? For flip-flops?????

I believe you can buy panties from a machine in Japan.

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There's not much more likely to get stuck in a vending machine than flip-flops.