Vid description says mouse. That's an awfully big mouse. Small rat, maybe.

Kittens...

[emoji1] that is so funny and you are so lucky to find a screwball cat. Just like his can opener.

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The above is for Gravdigr. I forgot to quote. Upside down cat. How did he get up there?

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Notice the really whacky kittens are blonds. :bolt:

Dat's a internet kitteh, not mines.

I almost brought a kitteh home the other night, though.

Bartender's neighbor's sow cat had kittens, but, the can opener's kid (5-ish) wasn't about to let go of any of them.

The one I had picked out was a gray bar tabby (I call 'em jail cats, because of the gray bars:)) w/half a tail. Was gonna call him Bob. Maybe Stumpy.:lol2:

But did he pick you?

They get angry, we're lucky they haven't figured out how to build suicide vests.

I was just meat. The kitteh was like a very aggressive pincushion.

My last kitten died and I couldn't continue my thread. I was going to show him growing up, but it just tore me up. Here I am the tough or maybe not so tough biker guy. Anyways life moves on and here is my cat Monkey. She is always in a tree or on the roof. This is her typical position in the house.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...3335e3ff7e.jpg

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:(

Gravity? We don't have gravity. We don't need no stinking gravity.

Great. Freaked-out-cat urine, temporarily weightless. Gross.

Little kitteh might want to reassess his place in the food chain:



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House cat: I am God's perfect killing machine.

Lion: Of course you are.

Nice kitty, calm kitty, please. :eek: