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BrianR 06-11-2011 12:46 PM

Tennessee does it again! link

Tennessee residents: Come July 1, 2011, the state may punish you with jail time or fines should you “transmit or display an image” online — social networks such as Facebook and Twitter included — that has the possibility to “frighten, intimidate or cause emotional distress” to anyone who sees it.

The state of Tennessee amended Tennessee Code Title 39, Chapter 17, Part 3 of its harassment law, which was previously focused on malicious person-to-person communication, to apply to anyone transmitting potentially offensive images on the web.

The exact language of the law now reads:

(a) A person commits an offense who intentionally:

(4) Communicates with another person or transmits or displays an image in a manner in which there is a reasonable expectation that the image will be viewed by the victim by [by telephone, in writing or by electronic communication] without legitimate purpose:

(A) (i) With the malicious intent to frighten, intimidate or cause emotional distress; or

(ii) In a manner the defendant knows, or reasonably should know, would frighten, intimidate or cause emotional distress to a similarly situated person of reasonable sensibilities; and

(B) As the result of the communication, the person is frightened, intimidated or emotionally distressed.

No electronic communication is safe under the new law, as subsections have been added to included images shared via social networks where the victim could possibly see it. The bill now includes language that requires social networking sites to hand over the offending materials to the government if there’s a warrant or court order or if the person who posted the images provides consent.

The vague nature of Tennessee’s amended harassment law has many calling it unconstitutional, including UCLA School of Law professor Eugene Volokh.

Volokh describes several behaviors that will soon be illegal:

“If you’re posting a picture of someone in an embarrassing situation — not at all limited to, say, sexually themed pictures or illegally taken pictures — you’re likely a criminal unless the prosecutor, judge, or jury concludes that you had a ‘legitimate purpose.’
“Likewise, if you post an image intended to distress some religious, political, ethnic, racial, etc. group, you too can be sent to jail if governments decisionmaker thinks your purpose wasn’t ‘legitimate.’ Nothing in the law requires that the picture be of the ‘victim,’ only that it be distressing to the ‘victim.’
“The same is true even if you didn’t intend to distress those people, but reasonably should have known that the material — say, pictures of Mohammed, or blasphemous jokes about Jesus Christ, or harsh cartoon insults of some political group — would ’cause emotional distress to a similarly situated person of reasonable sensibilities.’
“And of course the same would apply if a newspaper or TV station posts embarrassing pictures or blasphemous images on its site.”

The amendment was passed May 18, signed into law May 30 by Governor Bill Haslam and will go into effect July 1.

This is not Tennessee’s first foray into controversial digital legislation. The digitally-conscious-but-not-exactly-savvy state previously made it illegal to share passwords to sites such as Netfix.

[via Ars Technica]

Gravdigr 06-12-2011 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianR (Post 739619)
The digitally-conscious-but-not-exactly-savvy state previously made it illegal to share passwords to sites such as Netfix.

I can understand this one. The other won't have a very long lifespan, though.

GunMaster357 06-14-2011 09:06 AM

Fortunately for me, I do not reside there and I dont have a social network account.


More than 20 years ago, during a school exercise to check how we may fare in a job interview, some of my classmates said that my face was frightening. One of them even dubbed me a killer.

I laughed a lot on that one, but they were very serious.

footfootfoot 06-14-2011 09:12 AM

Did you end up having the swastika tattoo on your forehead removed with a laser?

GunMaster357 06-14-2011 09:15 AM

I suppose that exchanging pictures about some late 19th century French painters will be banned.

Mainly thinking about Courbet's "L'origine du monde" (Absolutely NSFW even on Wikipedia) or Ingres' "Le bain turc"

GunMaster357 06-14-2011 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 739940)
Did you end up having the swastika tattoo on your forehead removed with a laser?

No tatoo whatsoever.

I think it was my look that did it (black hair, black eyes, tall and a bit on the muscular side, no very smiling).

Still the same with just more years and a few more pounds.

footfootfoot 06-14-2011 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357 (Post 739943)
I suppose that exchanging pictures about some late 19th century French painters will be banned.

Mainly thinking about Courbet's "L'origine du monde" (Absolutely NSFW even on Wikipedia) or Ingres' "Le bain turc"

wow, that's one of Courbet's paintings that I've never seen.
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Originally Posted by GunMaster357 (Post 739945)
No tatoo whatsoever.

I think it was my look that did it (black hair, black eyes, tall and a bit on the muscular side, no very smiling).

Still the same with just more years and a few more pounds.

j/k, when I think of someone whose face is frightening and looks like a killer my default image is charles manson.

BigV 06-14-2011 03:49 PM

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some of my classmates said that my face was frightening. One of them even dubbed me a killer.

I laughed a lot on that one, but they were very serious.

I get that a lot.

classicman 06-14-2011 03:58 PM

You do have those Manson eyes - lol.

GunMaster357 06-15-2011 03:14 AM

Was there a jail break recently? ;)

DanaC 06-15-2011 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 740033)
You do have those Manson eyes - lol.

...and yet, Amish beard.

SamIam 06-24-2011 08:41 AM

Meanwhile, in Kentucky, motorists were warned that Zombies were ahead and to expect delays accordingly. The powers that be shut down the sign and warned that "they were not amused."
http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/...y-highway.html

I wonder how Gravdigr is doing? :eek:

GunMaster357 06-24-2011 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SamIam (Post 741744)
Meanwhile, in Kentucky, motorists were warned that Zombies were ahead and to expect delays accordingly. The powers that be shut down the sign and warned that "they were not amused."
http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/...y-highway.html

I wonder how Gravdigr is doing? :eek:

He has a lot of work: putting these creatures back under a double footfootfoot.


(6 feet under)

Spexxvet 06-27-2011 09:16 AM

Not new news, but new to me.


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If you've ever wondered why it's hard to stay on a diet, consider this observation from Ralph DiLeone, a brain scientist at Yale University: "The motivation to take cocaine in the case of a drug addict is probably engaging similar circuits that the motivation to eat is in a hungry person."
http://www.npr.org/2010/12/01/131698...d-alters-brain

Crimson Ghost 06-28-2011 02:25 AM

Hmmm...

Eat a potato chip, go to rehab.

So simple, yet so complex.

Rhianne 06-28-2011 01:17 PM

It's a special day for those who don't like pi.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13906169

classicman 06-30-2011 10:25 PM

Breast milk sprayed at cops in alleged drunken assault by Ohio woman
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Ohio - People do some crazy things at weddings, but this takes the cake.

Thirty-year-old Stephanie Robinette, who was accused of getting inebriated at a wedding and spraying police with breast milk, has apologized despite pleading not guilty Monday to charges including assault and disorderly conduct.

Police say that when they attempted to extract an inebriated Robinette from her vehicle she wouldn't cooperate. The 30-year-old reportedly said she was a breast-feeding mother, then exposed part of her chest and sprayed deputies with breast milk.

Before a judge released her on her own recognizance, Robinette, a teacher employed at a charter school, apologized for what occurred, reports WBNS.

Link


Oh great. A teacher no less. :eyebrow:

miaxu 07-01-2011 01:25 AM

Good job
 
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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 445903)
~snip~Marine biologists studying wild octopuses have found a kinky and violent society of jealous murders, gender subtrefuge and once-in-a-lifetime sex. The new study by researchers from the University of California, Berkeley, who journeyed off the coast of Indonesia found that wild octopuses are far from the shy, unromantic loners their captive brethren appear to be.

The scientists watched the Abdopus aculeatus octopus, which are the size of an orange, for several weeks and published their findings recently in the journal Marine Biology. They witnessed picky, macho males carefully select a mate, then guard their newly domesticated digs so jealously that they would occasionally use their 20-to-25-centimetre tentacles to strangle a romantic rival to death.

The researchers also observed smaller “sneaker” male octopuses put on feminine airs, such as swimming girlishly near the bottom and keeping their male brown stripes hidden in order to win unsuspecting conquests.

Shortly after the female gives birth, about a month after conception, both the mother and father die, researchers said.

“It’s not the sex that leads to death,” said Christine Huffard, the study’s lead author. “It’s just that octopuses produce offspring once during a very short lifespan of a year.” I guess the conclusion is that underwater sea life is very similar to us.
~snip~

Ohh! Animal kingdom drama! Love it!! Some birds actually do some nasty stuff too....

It sounds so cool,and be careful our body...

miaxu 07-01-2011 01:28 AM

Just so cool and seriously this things

Clodfobble 07-01-2011 03:08 PM

The fact that she spritzed a cop bothers me less than the fact that she is a breastfeeding mother who got drunk. Stupid bitch.

footfootfoot 07-01-2011 05:45 PM

This cow belongs to my buddy's cousin in Ireland:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/udder-geniu...132759524.html


http://www.irishcentral.com/news/-Gr...124099109.html



ZenGum 07-01-2011 08:13 PM

... and I thought they had such long tongues so that they could ...


C'mon, have you ever tried picking your nose with a hoof?

footfootfoot 07-01-2011 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 743007)
... and I thought they had such long tongues so that they could ...


C'mon, have you ever tried picking your nose with a hoof?

You can blow your nose, and you can blow your boss, but you can't blow your bosses nose

TheMercenary 07-03-2011 09:51 AM

Very weird. For star gazing interested parties.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/ba...n-from-hawaii/

footfootfoot 07-03-2011 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 743286)
Very weird. For star gazing interested parties.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/ba...n-from-hawaii/

It's a cover-up I tell you! The government just launched that missile to distract people from noticing the alien invasion. Have you noticed that all the stores are out of tinfoil? Have you noticed that sometimes you put two socks in the washer but only one comes out of the dryer? What about rechargeable batteries? Have you noticed that after a while they no longer "keep their charge?"

It's pretty obvious to me what's going on...:eyebrow:

TheMercenary 07-03-2011 03:06 PM

I have extra boxes of tin foil in the garage in case of the invasion.:tinfoil:

footfootfoot 07-03-2011 03:23 PM

mine mysteriously disappeared and were replaced by exact duplicates...

infinite monkey 07-05-2011 07:45 AM

Where the hell are you guys getting tinfoil? Do they even make it anymore? No. No they don't.

infinite monkey 07-05-2011 09:54 AM

This isn't weird news, but where else to put it?

Curb Your Child (I love the part about possessing 'the look.' My dad gave 'the look' and we behaved. Simple.)

http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/07/0...html?hpt=hp_c2

GunMaster357 07-05-2011 04:11 PM

Oh yes. My father was the same.

My brother says that his 2-years old son is difficult. Yet, when the 'monster' is either with my mother or myself, he is very nice. He tried once and only once to hit me in the face. Retaliation was swift and imediate : one spank on the butt. Hard enough to sting. He never tried that again. Now, when I tell him something, he listens.

When he is home with his parents, his mother yells at him nearly every time he moves. To her he should be a rag doll she can put away whenever she wants.

GunMaster357 07-07-2011 03:41 PM

Just found this one.

http://www.videobash.com/photo_show/...-kid-sign-6990

Looks like a good idea, no ?

infinite monkey 07-07-2011 03:45 PM

Add in a drum set, and yeah! :)

infinite monkey 07-13-2011 10:11 AM

"I'm your ice cream man
Shoot me as I'm passing by..."

http://www.whiotv.com/news/28527938/detail.html

classicman 07-13-2011 12:40 PM

Calif. woman Catherine Kieu Becker cut off husband's penis, put it in garbage disposal
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Southern California woman Catherine Kieu Becker drugged her estranged husband, tied him to a bed, cut off his penis and put it through a garbage disposal, police said Tuesday.

Becker, 48, was arrested on charges of aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse.

According to police, Becker put drugs into food and served it to the victim shortly before the Monday night attack in Garden Grove, a city about 30 miles south of Los Angeles.

After the 51-year-old man lost consciousness, Becker allegedly tied the victim's arms and legs to the bed with rope, removed his clothes and attacked him with a 10-inch kitchen knife as he awoke.

"He was conscious when his penis was removed," said Garden Grove police Lt. Jeff Nightengale.

Nightengale says Becker put the penis in the garbage disposal and turned it on.

According to CBS station KCBS, Becker called 911 and told responding officers that her husband, whose name has not been released, "deserved it."

When paramedics arrived, they found the man still tied to the bed and bleeding profusely.

The victim underwent surgery and was in serious condition at the University of California at Irvine Medical Center in Orange County. Nightengale said the man is expected to survive.

Becker, whose bail was set at $1 million, is due in court Wednesday.

The couple is going through a divorce, reports KCBS.
Link

ORLY?

ZenGum 07-14-2011 12:55 AM

"Now honey, don't get snippy."

"I'll show you snippy!"

TheMercenary 07-14-2011 06:14 AM

Please don't touch my strainer....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14135523

TheMercenary 07-14-2011 06:52 AM

Near my house.

http://www.wtoc.com/story/15078207/g...till-out-there

classicman 07-14-2011 09:29 PM

Austrian Man Wins Right To Wear Pasta Strainer In License Photo

http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2011...g?t=1310588549

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In Austria one of the strangest fights for religious freedom has come to an end: Niko Alm, a self-described "Pastafarian," fought for three years for the right to wear a pasta strainer on his head in his driver's license photo.

His argument? Alm claimed he belonged to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and wearing the strainer was part of his religion.

The BBC reports:

Mr Alm's pastafarian-style application for a driving licence was a response to the Austrian recognition of confessional headgear in official photographs.

The licence took three years to come through and, according to Mr. Alm, he was asked to submit to a medical interview to check on his mental fitness to drive but - straining credulity - his efforts have finally paid off.

It is the police who issue driving licences in Austria, and they have duly issued a laminated card showing Mr. Alm in his unorthodox item of religious headgear.

The AFP reports that Alm now wants to apply for "Pastafarianism to become an officially recognised faith in Austria."

If you want more, Alm detailed his fight on his blog.
Link

classicman 07-21-2011 03:04 PM

Cleanup In Lane Three
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JULY 20--An Indiana couple is facing public indecency charges after they allegedly had sex for 30 minutes Sunday afternoon in a community pool while dozens of witnesses, including children, watched the illicit aquatic action.

Connersville Police Department officers were summoned to the Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center (seen at right) after pool patrons complained to the facility’s manager.

Cops initially issued no trespass orders to Myron Helms, 33, and Victoria Cross, 40, but prosecutors yesterday decided to charge the pair with the misdemeanor indecency count.

Pool manager Cindy Schwab told cops that she walked up behind Helms and Cross “when she realized what they were doing,” according to a Connersville Police Department report. After telling the pair to stop, Schwab said that Cross moved away from Helms, which was when “she could see the male’s penis.”

The police report states that one concerned adult stood near the trysting couple “to make sure her children didn’t get too close to the subjects.” Additionally, cops noted, “All the witnesses were visibly disturbed by the incident.” While it is unclear what drove the couple to allegedly engage in public fornication, the heat wave gripping the country’s mid-section has forced many sweltering Americans to seek a cool, watery respite.

Helms, who works as a reserve officer with the neighboring Laurel City Police Department, has been suspended without pay due to the Connersville incident.

In light of the Helms-Cross coupling, municipal workers added additional chemicals to the pool and recycled its water.
Hmm, I wonder about the context of the word "disturbed"

Link

classicman 07-21-2011 03:15 PM

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(CBS/What's Trending) - They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder...but does that saying apply to things you can't actually see? This week a woman purchased an invisible piece of artwork for the hefty price of $10,000 from the Museum of Non-Visible Art.

Backed (somewhat unsurprisingly) by actor James Franco, the museum specializes in selling pieces of art that are only imagined by the artists: Instead of a painting or sculpture, buyers receive a simple card with the artist's name, the work's title and specific instructions to describe the artwork to admirers however they'd like.

While some may have $10,000 to drop on invisible art, starting your own collection doesn't have to be as expensive or even half as bizarre. We've collected some of the best ways to start a personal gallery, celebrate art and maybe even get involved yourself.
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Crimson Ghost 07-21-2011 05:14 PM

Victoria Cross?

I guess if you're going to ball in a pub(l)ic pool, you deserve a medal...

Scriveyn 07-27-2011 02:42 PM

"... dozens of witnesses, including children, watched" and "felt disturbed" for 30 minutes :rolleyes:

Trilby 07-27-2011 02:44 PM

Connorsville Indiana is infamous for being the Dilaudid capitol of the midwest.

maybe they were high.

Big Sarge 07-27-2011 03:24 PM

OK....just what have folks been eating in Australia?


ROCKHAMPTON, Australia - A man from the Royal Australian Air Force suffered life-threatening third-degree burns after a portaloo exploded Monday at an airport Down Under -- an incident connected to an ongoing US-led military exercise in the area, The Courier-Mail reported.Officials believe the man was using the portable toilet (also known as a port-a-potty) at Rockhampton Airport, in the state of Queensland, when he lit a cigarette. "There was some sort of explosion," a Department of Community Safety spokeswoman said. "He suffered burns to his head, face, arms, chest and airways."

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offb...#ixzz1TL5O91bX

TheMercenary 07-27-2011 03:28 PM

Methane, would be my guess.

glatt 07-27-2011 03:32 PM

Or somebody illegally dumping paint thinner in the porta potty instead of paying the fee to dispose of it legally at teh hazardous waste place.

footfootfoot 07-27-2011 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 746945)
Connorsville Indiana is infamous for being the Dilaudid capitol of the midwest.

maybe they were high.

When they jacked me up with dilauded for my surgery I was very happy but not at all horny.

BigV 07-27-2011 11:39 PM

Circumcision ban to be stricken from SF ballot

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SAN FRANCISCO -- A judge said Wednesday she intends to strike a ban on male circumcision from the city's November ballot.

Superior Court Judge Loretta Giorgi said in a tentative ruling that the proposed law prohibiting circumcision of male children violates a California law that makes regulating medical procedures a function of the state, not cities.

I wonder if there would have been a religious exemption.

ZenGum 08-10-2011 02:43 AM

I'm not certain this is true, but here it is:

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Crop circles: Are they made by alien UFOs landing in corn fields, or are they made by something more sinister, like drug-fueled marsupials running amok on farm land? In Australia, it appears to be the latter.

Australian wallabies have been eating poppy seeds, then hoping around fields while "as high as a kite," according to Lara Giddings, the Attorney General for the island state of Tasmania.

The animals get so stoned that they begin running around in circular patterns.

"Then they crash," Giddings said. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."

Apparently, this isn't uncommon for animals on opium.The same phenomenon has happened in sheep, who begin to walk in circle-formations after munching on poppy plants.

The crop circles have become so serious that they were debated at a parliamentary hearing on the security of poppy crops in Tasmania.

Farmers grow poppies for medicine, particularly painkillers, and Australia produces about 50 percent of the world's legally-grown opium. Opium is derived from the resin of the poppy flower, which can also be refined to make morphine and heroin.

Apparently this isn't a new development, and wallabies have been the cause of crop circles in Australian fields for years.

"They would just come and eat some poppies and they would go away. They'd come back again and they would do their circle work in the paddock," retired farmer Lyndley Chopping told the Australia Broadcasting Company.

A wallaby is a small pouched mammal, related to the kangaroo. They are smaller and often chubbier than the mighty kangaroo, and share much of the same habitat as they inter-species cousin.

Luckily, it appears that the wallabies know when enough opium is enough.

"They seem to know when they've had enough," added Chopping. "They'll still be around and they would leave them alone. It's hard to work out. Didn't seem to be any real pattern to their behaviour."




Trilby 08-10-2011 06:09 AM

Wallabies need N.A.

classicman 08-10-2011 07:35 PM

I'm gonna vote no. Wallabies are not going to make them into perfect geometric shapes :right:

ZenGum 08-10-2011 07:37 PM

FOR. THE. WIN.

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Festival-goers at a nationalist, right-wing concert in Germany were taken by surprise when souvenir T-shirts they were given had a secret anti-far right message that emerged only after being washed.

The slogan on the shirts first read "hardcore rebels" along with a skull and nationalist flags. But once washed the slogan turned into a message from a group offering help to right-wing extremists to break away from the neo-Nazi scene.

"If your T-shirt can do it, you can do it too - we'll help you get away from right-wing extremism," read the slogan on the shirts after their first wash.

More at http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-08-1...?section=world

classicman 08-10-2011 08:30 PM

That is beyond teh awesome. Great find ZG.

TheMercenary 08-14-2011 02:36 PM

This is funny. I am going to have to try a few of these shots.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-planking.html

GunMaster357 08-18-2011 08:08 AM

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Her goal is to reach 1,160 pounds by her forties to claim the title. Eman has already passed the previous living record, held by 43-year-old Donna Simpson of New Jersey, who weighed 700 pounds.
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/artic...#ixzz1VNwdJWb5

In French, I'd say she's digging her grave with her teeth. Is there a similar expression in English?

infinite monkey 08-18-2011 09:21 AM

Hahahahahaaaaa. Sure you will Michelle. Sure you will. Singlehandedly, too, I bet.

Maroon.

http://money.cnn.com/2011/08/18/news....htm?hpt=hp_t2

Sundae 08-18-2011 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by GunMaster357 (Post 751115)
In French, I'd say she's digging her grave with her teeth. Is there a similar expression in English?

Digging her grave with a spoon.

Ciel, mon mari!

Trilby 08-18-2011 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 751150)
Hahahahahaaaaa. Sure you will Michelle. Sure you will. Singlehandedly, too, I bet.

Maroon.

http://money.cnn.com/2011/08/18/news....htm?hpt=hp_t2

Two-dollar a gallon gas is people!

infinite monkey 08-18-2011 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 751157)
Two-dollar a gallon gas is people!

:lol2:

classicman 08-20-2011 12:58 AM

Man goes in for circumcision, wakes up without penis
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A Kentucky man wants his day in court after going in for a routine circumcision on October 9, 2007 - and waking up without a penis.

Phillip Seaton of Waddy and his wife, Deborah claim in a lawsuit that Dr. John Patterson of Louisville did not consult them before removing Seaton's penis during a circumcision to treat inflammation. They're seeking damages for "loss of service, love and affection." The trial is set to begin Monday.

Dr. Patterson maintains the removal was necessary because he found cancer during the surgery.

Kevin George, Seatons' attorney, said Dr. Patterson's post-surgical notes show the doctor thought he detected cancer and removed the penis. Lab tests confirmed Seaton had squamous cell carcinoma.

But George said the situation was not an emergency, and argued the family should have been allowed to get a second opinion.

The doctor disagreed.

"While it is unfortunate that he developed this cancer, it is both unfair and unreasonable to blame a physician for providing what was appropriate and necessary care for his condition," Patterson said in a 2008 press release reported by The State Journal of Frankfurt, Ky.

Was the doctor right to cut off Seaton's penis? Or did Seaton get shafted?
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