I see only one priority. Singular.

Well, getting laid is good, but so is not getting trampled by an angry charging elephant.

If you get trampled by an angry charging elephant, you die.

If you get laid then you get trampled by an angry charging elephant, you still die, but you die happy.

If you don't get laid and you don't get trampled, you still fucking die. Minus the fucking, of course.

But what if the elephant tramples you to death a few seconds before you orgasm? Good or bad way to go?

then you get the big death before the little death...it's the journey, not the destination, right?

Little death = orgasm in french

For a moment, you wouldn't know if you were coming or going.

I am working on a PSA to raise awareness of the dangers of auto-erotic asphyxiation, the tagline is going to be "Not a good way to come, but a great way to go!"

Should be fun.

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ETA: I'd like to apologize to any cocksuckers I may have offended with this post.

You better apologize they've got an air force. :haha:

Pride goeth before a fall, and that aint lyin'.:D

Owww. That pun had claws.

I didn't even realize we were on the subject of dildos, but:

8-Inch Dark Chocolate Cocks Filled With… from United Indecent Pleasures.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...o1_r1_1280.jpg
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:yum:

Now now. Let's not get too catty.

It was funny, that's the mane thing.