my thoughts exactly!

lmao. Wherever that happened, I see the Edge symbol.. bet they're some country-type folk. :p:

What's wrong with country type folk?

Because, I reckon they ain't gettin' good service? Duh! :D

*phew*

:fumette::coffee::donut::speechls::smack::bolt:

J/K

Obama wals into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that"? The parrot replies "Africa. They're all over the place".

A little known fact ...

The first testicular guard, the "Cup", was used in Hockey in 1874.

The first helmet was used in 1974.

That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain may also be important.

Ladies ... Quit Laughing.

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an
attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the
sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times
till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch-less panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you sat on the cat."

.....He never heard the gunshot.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed
he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there the husband tells his wife
"Listen,this guy's an escaped convict! He probably hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain,
do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

I found a really funny joke while googling "stupidest jokes ever":

There was a blonde, and a man from another country at a bar, and the man said, "My country was the first from space," and at that time a red head came up, she said, " My country was the first to go to the moon."
Then the blonde said," Oh yeah well I am gunna go to the sun!" The red head said, " Stupid you can't go to the sun it is too hot." Then the blonde replied, " That is why I'm going at night!"

She never heard the scream.

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A blonde walked up to a coke machine, put in a dollar, and got out a coke. She then put in another dollar, and got another coke. Again and again, she put in more and more dollars and got out more and more cokes.

As she was doing this, a man came and stood behind her. he tapped her on her shoulder, and said "What on earth are you doing?"

She replied angrily " Shut up! Cant you see im winning?!"

She never saw his fist coming.

:lol2:

Oh gawd my stomach hurts. STOP.

I never saw the tape.

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and now are you finished posting?
:smirk:

*snort*

haggis! ;)

oh dear god, someone is threatening to feed me haggis on burns night :vomitblu:

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