LJ, is this meant to imply i'm doing something with my other hand?

well, you are the Kinky Vixen, right?

It is time, sir.

uncorked for her pleasure

I've had mine for awhile now, I think I'm due for a new one.

clodfobble: ass picture pending

You know I love you, but you're an awful rasty beetch sometime, cracka.

LOL, that's awesome 'Spode! I love to catch people off guard with the word cracka. You know, 'cause I'm white lol. If I don't hear something someone says or we get discombobulated somehow, it's so much fun to say, with a mean look on your face, "Did you just call me a cracka?" or..."Did you just call me a bitch?"

Be gentle, LJ, this is my first time.

I'm in need.

kitsune: demands a rematch

wolf: eht htiw og

the with go, go with the...I don't get it mijrebmul..

Edited to add, I could use a new one too, when you've got a chance.

LabRat: will rip your dick off

You'll get it after it's in use ... it's quite clever.