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ZenGum 10-17-2007 09:48 AM

Ever wondered why it was called a "joy stick"?

SteveDallas 10-17-2007 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 395694)
The French maid costume thing is hugely popular in Japan, as many probably know already. I often see cute young lasses gadding about all frocked up in this manner. Life is good.

I guess the schoolgirl thing has worn out its welcome?

ZenGum 10-17-2007 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 396249)
I guess the schoolgirl thing has worn out its welcome?

No, there are plenty of them too. But they are mostly genuine schoolgirls. Me being in my 30s, I try to avert my eyes and not be a total pervert. No matter how cute the sailor-style tops and how short the skirts are ... it's not easy, sometimes.

The recent fad has been bandages. Looking injured. Girls looking frail and weak and helpless, thereby appealing to insecure and emasculated men by projecting the need for protection. Most recently, it has been eye-patches. This is still the weirdo fringe, but I saw three in one afternoon a few weeks back.

Cicero 10-17-2007 11:15 AM

Kill Bill- how cute!

John 10-17-2007 12:38 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...Z2IlIV44Zu.jpg

Sheldonrs 10-17-2007 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 396284)

Upon seeing the adoration of the baby Jesus by the three wise men, Lester, the semi-literate rat ate him.

limey 10-17-2007 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 396288)
Upon seeing the adoration of the baby Jesus by the three wise men, Lester, the semi-literate rat ate him.

tee hee!

Sundae 10-17-2007 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 395650)
I don't know what it is with cats, and I don't know if anyone else has this problem, but if I don't close the door when I go to the loo, my cat will come and sit with me, or rub himself all around my legs.

If HM is out I don't close the door. It doesn't even have to be a number two for me to get one cat on lap and one on my shoulders. It's a family affair in this house.

Spexxvet 10-17-2007 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 396288)
Upon seeing the adoration of the baby Jesus by the three wise men, Lester, the semi-literate rat ate him.

I first saw "adoration" as "abortion".

Sheldonrs 10-17-2007 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 396342)
I first saw "adoration" as "abortion".

Babys are chewier after birth.

Spexxvet 10-17-2007 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 396351)
Babys are chewier after birth.

Especially baby jeebus abortion babies.

Mayor of Shekou 10-17-2007 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 396351)
Babys are chewier after birth.

But afterbirth is chewier than babies.
(Babies are crunchier. Yum.)
:greenface

Cloud 10-17-2007 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 395650)
I don't know what it is with cats, and I don't know if anyone else has this problem, but if I don't close the door when I go to the loo, my cat will come and sit with me, or rub himself all around my legs.

LOL!

my two cats' catboxes are in the two bathrooms. So, whenever I go in them to take care of business . . . they do too.

Such a bonding experience. (sigh)

Cloud 10-17-2007 07:44 PM

and . . .

I think we definitely need a sex thread for those weird and wacky Japanese by themselves.

Injured waifs? :headshake

ETA: okay, the "frilly dismembered torso" is seriously freaky.

xoxoxoBruce 10-17-2007 08:08 PM

Quality Images, not chat.


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