Those wouldn't be SAT or ACT questions. ;)

Probably standardized test question for NCLB! :lol:

It's funny, though.

I'm pretty sure they should have said filtration. :-)

"Give IM another chance!"

Another chance at what?

russian roulette?

I totally suck at russian roulette. I have trouble reading the number the marble lands in.

Oh, doh...just googled russian roulette. Yeah, I have trouble with that too, the barrel of the gun keeps pointing at other people. It's a LOT more fun that way. Wanna play?

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's
your IQ?"

The guy says," 168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and
medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says,
"What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere
tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time..

He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you
voted for Obama?

after three martinis my IQ drops about 100 points too.

Mixed up: Nascar belongs to the 50 IQ guy.

:eyebrow:

i heard it where the question is, 'how many cars you got out this month?'

need a good joke now...

why is that pig 3 legged?