Have fun with that V. :)

Some Nebraska hail.

Fucking *ouch*.

If smart phones are so smart, how come the screen is completely invisible in the sunshine?

Also (TMI WARNING): I have neon yellow mucus coming out my nose, after a month of an awful cold or whatever it's been. Like toxic waste colored neon yellow.

You might think it's funny, but it's snot. :bolt:

Hee hee!

That never gets old.

I came in here to post this. I picked up a pound bag of lightly salted roasted almonds at Whole Foods yesterday. They are yummy to munch on as a snack.

As I picked one up to pop in my mouth, I noticed it had a fuzzy tail. WTF?
So I split it open and looked inside. Too dam small to see with my crappy eyes, but my phone can see.
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And I unfolded a couple of paper clips and started pulling the fuzzy tail apart. I think that's a bug!
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It was roasted, so safe to eat. But I chose not to.

Be careful with those almonds folks. Look at them before you pop them in your mouth,

Holy attachments Batman!

Edit: Phew. That's better.

omg omg omg omg omg omg

That's like a space being, in a nutshell. (snickers...and speaking of snickers I only really like Almonds in Hershey Chocolate Bars, and I just bought one, and now I may not be able to eat any of it. )

omg :barf:

I generally try to avoid casual profanity.
But FUCKING HELL!

Sue! Sue! Sue!
And I don't mean a boy called...
Complain anyway. At the least you'll get a refund.

What a horrible surprise. I've never even been that disappoint by the contents of a Kinder Egg.

That ain't just a bug. That's a bug wiv babies.

Gross me out dude! Oh, and WTF!

That is disgusting. If I were eating it, that piece would've gone into my mouth. :vomit:

Roasted cock roach Yum! ;)

See, that right there is why you should always get the chocolate covered so you won't see that shit. :haha:

This is a sentence i never thought I would say;

My neighbors are on a river cruise in Budapest and I will be feeding their sheep and rabbits for 10 days...