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According to this article, he slammed his head into a police SUV.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1025031)

This is the killers mug shot, I wonder who hit him? Her?

Arresting officer(s)?

He is a cop killer, ain't he?

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 1025069)

According to this article, he slammed his head into a police SUV.

That sounds kinda like 'walked into a door', doesn't it?

Depends on when the window was actually broken. If it was already broken before the additional cops came on the scene, then she may have hit him in a struggle. If after, then he may well have "walked into a door". It's also possible that he is as profoundly stupid as the given explanation, but that would also require that the other two also be that stupid, and for there to be an innocent reason for them to be well outside the assigned patrol area with a non-service weapon.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1025077)

That sounds kinda like 'walked into a door', doesn't it?

"Nice face you got there. Be a shame if sumpin' 'appened to it, now, wouldn't it?"

I was trying to come up with the old Irish Sunglasses bit...

Bu the fella doesn't really look Irish...

Jerry Sandusky filed extensive appeals to have his sexual child abuse charges retried. Courts rejected all but will consider resentencing Sandusky.

Meanwhile Sandusky's 41 year old adopted son just pleaded guilty to child sexual abuse. Is this a weird coincidence or just something that should be expected (due to untold stories)?

Resentencing? OK, give him another 50 years.

Don't fuck with Colorado joggers.

Dude was jogging, and was attacked from behind by a mountain lion. So, what did he do?

He strangled it to death with his bare hands.

Like ya do.

Ok, it was a juvenile mountain lion...You wanna give it a try, it's a juvie puma, after all?

Ima pass, thx.

This reminds me of the camper who fought off, and I think killed, a mountain lion, with a skillet.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1025163)

This reminds me of the camper who fought off, and I think killed, a mountain lion, with a skillet.

Kill it and cook it. Survival skills.

:lol2:

That's a talent, cooking your meal on the weapon with which ya killed it.

Only if it's a Swiss Army frying pan. ;)

My recollection of the Aberdeen Press & Journal is that it was never in line for a Pulitzer Prize. Read on...

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Tractor with a three-legged dog on board causes £120,000 worth of damage by smashing into a north-east house at 4am

A bungling farm worker caused more than £120,000 worth of damage after smashing into a sheltered housing complex.

Gregor Durno crashed the JCB tractor and then drove it home – leaving a trail of rubble behind him, taking police right to his door.

Durno had two friends – and a three-legged collie – in the tractor cab when he crashed into the building in Buckie on February 18 last year.

At Elgin Sheriff Court yesterday, the 31-year-old admitted a charge of dangerous driving.

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Sheriff Gary Aitken told the father, who has a previous conviction for dangerous driving from 2007, it was only “good fortune” that nobody was killed in the terrifying incident.

Fiscal depute Alex Swain described the driver swerving into the opposing carriageway as he drove along the route at about 4am.

Durno continued to drive at “excessive speed” through Buckie before eventually losing control on Land Street and smashing into the building.

Locals reported hearing a “loud bang” while residents inside who were awoken by the impact reported seeing a “large wheel” inside their home.

Miss Swain said: “The wall to the bathroom of the property was completely destroyed and significant damage was also caused to the area around the front door.

“The impact was such that there was also damage to the rear of the building and the communal stairwell to the first floor had actually shifted.”

Durno’s two passengers fled the scene on foot before he drove home – leaving a one-mile trail of rubble and broken parts from the tractor for police to follow.

When officers arrived at the farm property they saw blood on the windscreen of the damaged JCB.

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Driving a back-hoe at excessive speed.

Welp, Bill Cosby done lost his damn mind.

Says he's a 'political prisoner' along the lines of Ghandi, MLKJr, and Nelson Mandela.:right: