Thanks sexobon !

What am I doing wrong?
should it be [ame] url [/ame]
or [.youtube] url [/.youtube] (w/o the .)

I know this can be controversial politically to some crowds, but I think most of the Cellar is pretty much on the same page as this so I'm posting it here because I don't think its really a political issue and I find it HILARIOUS!

Louis CK on gay marriage:

http://i.imgur.com/JTA6O.jpg

I would like to be best friends with him

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't never seen nobody do it!'

I always enjoy a good hind lick manuver

You're a true Southern man... :lol:

Why don't basketball players have children?
Because they dribble before they shoot.

Why doesn't the Dairy Queen have any children?
Because she's married to Mr. Softy.

Why doesn't Dr. Pepper have any children?
Because he comes in a bottle.

They call me Mason Jar.

Cuz I come in quarts.

How did the dairy queen get pregnant?
The Burger King didn't wrap his whopper.

Why doesn't Dr. Pepper come in a can?
Because he'd cut himself.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife left him.

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.

"Hmm..."mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors....
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side . . . then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
The midget replied, "perfect Doc, and I didn't feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

:lol2:

These are funny...

http://www.happyplace.com/4286/brill...-meaning-signs

These are even better. :lol:

http://www.happyplace.com/4042/most-...ct-disclaimers

super funny!