baby elepant

Maybe that's why he looks so bummed. No woman in her right mind would let him near her.

Some of us would like to believe that...:p:

Said it before, wil say it again, size is not an accurate measure of quality.
Ortho is right - he might be the most wonderful chap in the world, but he came near me with that weapon... I'd run.

You completely misread the photo. He obviously bought a summer sausage from the mall Hickory Farms store and the bag broke, so he put it in his pocket.

:grinnylov:joylove::heartpump:notworthy



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So .... do you guys think you can cope with THAT?

Maybe someone should make a poll. or pole

If I were a guy I think I'd be slightly terrified ... you might not get it back :eek:

Oh no, I think it could be amazing. I wonder how many propositions she gets. She's probably a lesbian.

Not to be pessimistic, but - someone who spends 20 years doing that probably has her own definition of fun. Probably that IS her fun.

Stoppit!!! You're fucking with my tumescence.:mad:

I'd looooooooove to find out!

"I'm an over-moisturised palm away from being toast."

And now for some music.......

http://cellar.org/2013/pornvita.jpg

Down here at the pawn shop, you know we always try to erase and factory reset all devices that come into the shop. A PS VITA, that might be sold to a child. I never forget to check the contents of any device that can store images. I've never seen anything downright illegal but some people in the ghetto are having fun.