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Cicero 03-23-2009 05:24 PM
Or it's a new housing option for prospective OCD home- buyers.....Get them really clean....make sure.....

Sheldonrs 03-24-2009 01:30 PM
Wonder if they'd wind up on the side of a milk carton
 
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/we...w-Breasts.html


Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts

SoCal police in search of woman, stolen implants

By OLSEN EBRIGHT

Updated 10:27 AM PDT, Tue, Mar 24, 2009

Has the economy gotten so bad, people are stealing boob jobs? Police say Yvonne Pampellonne (pictured) used a fake ID to get cosmetic surgery.

An Orange County, Calif. woman is accused of stealing a pair of new breasts and then going on the lam.

Yvonne Pampellonne, 30, allegedly used a fraudulent identity to pay for liposuction and a breast implant exchange, according to the Huntington Beach Police Department.

The Laguna Niguel woman is accused of opening a line of credit in someone else's name in September 2008, having the procedures and then never showing up for any follow-up appointments.

Employees at the Pacific Center For Plastic Surgery were able to identify Pampellonne as a suspect in this case after viewing a photograph line-up, police said.

She has been charged with commercial burglary, grand theft and identity theft.

Police said the total loss is valued at more than $12,000.

xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2009 02:41 AM
Do they need a warrant to search for stolen property? :blush:

ZenGum 03-25-2009 06:54 AM
It's the photographic line up I'm interested in.

"Doctor, do you recognize these boobs? How about these? These?"

Crimson Ghost 03-26-2009 12:35 AM
Do they have "Bio-Hazard" stickers on them?

Sheldonrs 03-26-2009 09:35 AM
Man gets 90 days for sex with car-wash vacuum
Mar. 26, 2009 06:28 AM
Associated Press

SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.




I wonder if he was the top or the bottom.

Shawnee123 03-26-2009 09:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 549252)
It's the photographic line up I'm interested in.

"Doctor, do you recognize these boobs? How about these? These?"
We're in tough times people. This woman was tired of waiting for Congress to pass Obama's Boob-out plan. She has kids to feed, ferchristsakes.

xoxoxoBruce 03-26-2009 11:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 549574)
Man gets 90 days for sex with car-wash vacuum
Mar. 26, 2009 06:28 AM
Associated Press

SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.
What's the problem, the vacuum got paid up front?

Shawnee123 03-29-2009 11:21 AM
Vasectomy rates rise
 
Pun intended.

As the economy softens, more men turning to vasectomies, reports The Cleveland Clinic.

Quote:
"My staff came to me and said, what's happening?" said Jones, the chairman of the Department of Regional Urology of Glickman Urological and Kidney Institute at the Cleveland Clinic. "Why are we suddenly having an explosion in guys asking for vasectomies?"
Kudos to Dr Jones for getting in his own double entendre.

Quote:
They looked at their statistics and realized the uptick started around November as the economic crisis deepened. October went down in the history books as one of Wall Street's worst months.

Since then, the Cleveland Clinic has seen a 50 percent increase in vasectomies, an outpatient surgery that is the cheapest form of permanent birth control. Vasectomies are less invasive and cheaper than tubal ligation, which involves blocking, tieing or cutting a woman's fallopian tubes to prevent pregnancy.

classicman 03-29-2009 02:12 PM
Guess I'm a trendsetter then :cool:

classicman 03-29-2009 08:55 PM
Dumbest Criminal...

Quote:
HARRISBURG, Pa. – A retired police chief said he was robbed by "probably the dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania," at a police officers' convention on Friday morning. John Comparetto said as he came out of a stall in the men's room, a man pointed a gun in his face and demanded money. There were 300 narcotics officers from Pennsylvania and Ohio at the gathering.

Comparetto gave up his money and cell phone. But when the man fled, Comparetto and some colleagues chased him. They arrested a 19-year-old man as he was trying to leave in a taxi.

The suspect is also awaiting trial on four previous robbery charges.

The suspect was arraigned and taken to Dauphin County Prison. When a reporter asked the suspect for comment as he was led out of court, he said, "I'm smooth."

Crimson Ghost 03-29-2009 09:52 PM
"I'm smooth."

Yup.
And in prison, you'll be ribbed for his pleasure.

TheMercenary 03-30-2009 06:39 AM
A person I know, her husband anyway just did this to himself, anyway another person posted a link which describes an experience similar to what this rocket-scientist did. Funny read. Thought I'd share it.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/follies/taser.asp

wolf 04-08-2009 03:37 PM
What was he reading?

Quote:
Laughing German triggers emergency rescue

A police car and rescue helicopter were called in to save a screaming man in a German forest, but it turned out that the man was in fact screaming with laughter.


If you hear someone screaming in a forest, it's probably best to dial the local emergency hotline and do your civic duty.

That's what a German woman thought she was doing after hearing a man screaming in his car in a forest in Elmstein, a town in the western German state of Rhineland-Palatinate.

A police car and rescue helicopter were dispatched to help the poor man, who the woman said had been screaming for three hours.

When police turned up on the scene, it turned out that the man was not screaming at all - he was just laughing at a very funny book.

The man said he'd gone to the forest to enjoy the peace and quiet.

Unfortunately for all those looking for a great read for their upcoming summer holidays, police did not disclose which side-splitting novel the man had been reading.

"That's something I'd like to know too," said police spokesman Heinz Hussy.

Queen of the Ryche 04-08-2009 03:42 PM
If a man screams in the forest..........


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