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lumberjim 08-21-2019 06:52 PM

Her office first. Did chair rail late last night, assembled the desk today.

The saw table bit me when I took it down.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...9cb9952c07.jpg

That'll be a conversation starter tomorrow at work.


~note the blurry judgemental cock in the background.

sexobon 08-21-2019 10:05 PM

You have passed the test and must leave the temple now, Grasshopper.

xoxoxoBruce 08-21-2019 11:54 PM

Nothing compared to the aches and pains no one can see. ;)

Griff 08-22-2019 06:22 AM

Fought a table-saw without losing a digit. Win

Gravdigr 08-22-2019 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 1037291)
~note the blurry judgemental cock in the background.

Y'know...

I thought your COCK! would be bigger.

Pfft, like ya never heard that before.:jig:

Gravdigr 08-22-2019 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 1037306)
Fought a table-saw without losing a digit. Win

That.

lumberjim 08-22-2019 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1037332)
Y'know...



I thought your COCK! would be bigger.



Pfft, like ya never heard that before.:jig:

Scroll up a bit

Gravdigr 08-24-2019 01:13 PM

Multiple COCK!s.

I shoulda known.:facepalm:

captainhook455 08-24-2019 01:41 PM

Wish Jim a happy birthday.

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Clodfobble 08-28-2019 02:05 PM

Hey, any of you Pennsylvaniacs live in/near Upper Darby?

lumberjim 08-28-2019 02:06 PM

Not so far from here. 20 minutes maybe. You coming up?

Clodfobble 08-28-2019 02:52 PM

Nah, just a found dog in that area with a collar but no chip. Just felt like doing what little I could to help get him home--I've been sort of fixated recently on the notion of doing small nice things because the big shit is just too big. Anyway, here's the dog, in case you know anyone in the neighborhood with a Yorkie:

https://twitter.com/MorrisAnimal/sta...848306688?s=19

xoxoxoBruce 08-29-2019 12:16 AM

The Morris in Philly is the oldest shelter in the country, good people.
But I don't know anybody in UD anymore.

lumberjim 08-30-2019 12:08 AM

https://open.spotify.com/album/7acEc...TvKi2qUnMbdU4A

New tool album is our!

lumberjim 08-30-2019 06:15 PM

I'm getting frustrated. I am trying to locate the studs in the office to finish the chair rail, but as soon as I even touch the stud finder, it starts beeping. Stud found! Is it me?

lumberjim 08-30-2019 09:53 PM

Cmon people...

xoxoxoBruce 08-30-2019 11:23 PM

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Baa dum dump, try the veal.

Yes, it's you, guess you'll have to use your X-ray vision.

Gravdigr 08-31-2019 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 1037828)
I'm getting frustrated. I am trying to locate the studs in the office to finish the chair rail, but as soon as I even touch the stud finder, it starts beeping. Stud found! Is it me?

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 1037844)
Cmon people...

Not a full score, but I gave ya points.

zippyt 08-31-2019 03:45 PM

Start in a corner where you Know there is a stud ( Not you big boy ) ,
measure 16 inches drive in a finish nail below where the chair rail is going to be , find wood ( Again NOT you big boy ) measure 16 inches ,
rince and repete

glatt 08-31-2019 03:55 PM

There's lumberthing I want to tell you
 
If the house was built according to today's standards.

lumberjim 08-31-2019 04:09 PM

and it's not. back then they used 8/4 and 24' spacing for studs.



the stud finder is working, I was just being cute.

captainhook455 09-06-2019 10:15 AM

You have an office?

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lumberjim 09-06-2019 08:18 PM

Amanda does. She works from home. It's a 5 bedroom house, but 2 were tiny, so we made one bedroom into her office, one into a laundry room. There's one big guest room on the 2nd floor with the treadmill that will double as 'the gym' and another on the 3rd.

Maybe once I clean this mess up I'll do one of those tour posts we used to do.

fargon 09-06-2019 08:25 PM

I would enjoy that very much.

limey 09-07-2019 02:14 AM

Me too.

Sent by magick

lumberjim 09-07-2019 08:11 AM

Roger wilco

Griff 09-07-2019 05:49 PM

Make it so.

captainhook455 09-07-2019 07:08 PM

Why do I always get the 3rd floor?

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monster 09-08-2019 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captainhook455 (Post 1038250)
Why do I always get the 3rd floor?

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top shelf?

lumberjim 09-11-2019 05:59 PM

Merica. Fuck yeahhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...a31248a2ae.jpg

captainhook455 09-11-2019 06:44 PM

I see you have planted your cock.

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Gravdigr 09-11-2019 06:47 PM

a-doodle-doo!

xoxoxoBruce 09-11-2019 11:31 PM

Gonna dress him up for holidays?

Griff 09-12-2019 06:17 AM

He'd look great on President's Day

lumberjim 09-12-2019 08:06 AM

could have fun with that

Clodfobble 09-12-2019 03:12 PM

Nice! I'll admit I wasn't convinced when you described the paint job, but that is one nice-looking cock.

lumberjim 09-25-2019 09:43 AM

Sitting on my front porch this morning, a car pulls up and am older lady comes up my driveway. She loves the rooster, where did I get it? Love it love it love it.

That's the second old lady this week that expressed interest in my huge cock.

Griff 09-25-2019 09:47 AM

Ratios get pretty good for old survivor cock.

xoxoxoBruce 09-26-2019 12:47 AM

For an old working survivor cock. :o

Gravdigr 10-01-2019 01:46 PM

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Now there's Lumberthing I want to tell you.

This morning I got some junk mail from The Bradford Exchange with my issue of Car & Driver that I thought might interest you, if you don't already have it/them:

Attachment 68828

Nice looking set. (Yeah, that's what I told her.:cool:)

All 32 teams available, btw.

Linkiedink

xoxoxoBruce 10-01-2019 01:54 PM

Seems to me if you have to buy that in four installments you really shouldn't be buying it. :lol:

lumberjim 10-01-2019 02:23 PM

pretty. but eagle fans would drop them.

Undertoad 10-01-2019 02:32 PM

Quote:

Seems to me if you have to buy that in four installments you really shouldn't be buying it.
That's what they told Jerruh about Zeke, but he's paying six installments, when you can pick up basically the same thing on the free agent market for a fraction of the price.

glatt 10-01-2019 02:34 PM

Quote:

pretty. but eagle fans would drop them.
after finishing their drink. oops.

Gravdigr 10-02-2019 01:23 PM

After eating a bowl of fumblaya?

lumberjim 10-18-2019 11:33 AM

Yuuuge

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...7446130260.jpg

Gravdigr 10-18-2019 11:43 AM

Instead of a cockscomb, it's a cockscombover!

sexobon 10-18-2019 05:25 PM

A cock with a dickhead.

That used to be a normal finding.

monster 10-18-2019 06:12 PM

*snort*

lumberjim 10-23-2019 09:11 PM

Still not ready to give you a proper tour.... But! I did fix the doorbell!



glatt 10-24-2019 07:04 AM

I like it. Well done.

lumberjim 10-24-2019 09:27 AM

they get $100 and up for new/antique ones like that. Ours was inoperative and tarnished, but I took it apart, replaced a washer where someone had used a twist tie trying to fix it, re-seated a gear that was stripped, and lubricated it.

I used the same stuff I cleaned up the chrome on the harley with to polish that bell. Shiny!

Then took the paint off the outside collar and knob with a wire brush attachment on the drill. No polish outside, I like it better looking a bit weathered.

Clodfobble 10-24-2019 09:28 AM

Nice!

fargon 10-24-2019 02:06 PM

Pretty and it works. Can we hear it on the inside please?

lumberjim 10-24-2019 02:11 PM

If you watch to the end you hear it

Griff 10-24-2019 05:54 PM

Excellent!

Gravdigr 10-24-2019 06:27 PM

One ringy-dingy...

Two ringy-dingy...[/Ernestine]

lumberjim 11-02-2019 10:18 AM

I told myself a joke in a dream last night.

We hired a new lady named Helen Waite. I introduced myself and asked if she was going to be the complaints manager. She didn't get it, so I said, when people have a complaint, they go to Helen Waite. Still didn't get it. Hell... And... Wait.

She shoved me.

lumberjim 11-13-2019 07:24 PM

Been working on concealing the supply and drain pipes from the washing machine relocation.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...3b130d81ba.jpg

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...e635ee51b9.jpg


Had to allow for the molding. Used this thing :
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...7d1ad54e47.jpg

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...b602d7da5d.jpg
Now I'm pondering putting shelves into the columns. Either the inside or face.....
Or maybe just trim it out with molding and make the shelves inside the boxed in columns afterwards. I'm going to mount a row of coat hooks on the wall and put a bench between the low boxes with shoe cubbies or drawers or under it. There will be a sophet across the top, and shelves hung from that. The ceiling is 9'. The sophet will be 12", so maybe 18" below the bottom will look good and be useful. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...3840b45183.jpg

zippyt 11-13-2019 10:25 PM

i like that , guuud jobz !!


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