http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/...spacealien.jpg

This explains a lot. :3eye:

Thats to close to real to be funny. I wonder if he told the people on the plane the story of when he met the alien.

http://www.storalgen.se/img/alg_e.jpg

It's a restaurant.

huh?

That big moose is a restaurant? Where?

From Flickr
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/246/5...96fc15583c.jpg

Drax, I'm not sure if Jesus will forgive you for posting that kitten
I know I can't

Go on. Ask me. :)

Okay - does your penis still have its hat on?
(that is what you meant, right?)

?!?

Why do you ask?!! Is your real name Lorena Bobbitt?

Prompted solely by the picture, I promise

yeah... I know. just funnin ya.

so the answer to your (weird) question (to my weird invitation, I admit):

yes.

http://i2.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/be/25/1c9b_12.JPG

Currently on sale on Ebay, starting price $3,500. no bids. Here's the description:

Huge cock on a podium in pur solid african cashew wood without any dye with a cristal finish, look like a real cock. Only one in the world....Almost perfect or perfect...and about this kind of wood its very rare and very expensive. This piece of wood was bought in the years 90'S and it was made in 2000.

Dimensions: cock:10 1/2 inch long by 3 1/4 large, Podium 13 inch long by 7 inch large by 7 inch high.

Very unique piece. Very rare and hand made by the artist KRISS.