a Stu of Discos

A disco of Stus?

There's a seasonal distinction.

Best Scottish Short Joke

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse
me Miss, dey ye hiv ahny books on suicide?'

She stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and
says, 'Fook off, ye'll nae bring it back!'

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Oh this meme is doing a lot of work lately. :lol:

LOL!!!!

Love it!!

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind... the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
With love, from the Dog. ♥♥♥

Puns... I need puns...
 

Wisconsin is also famous for their clean air and environment.
The Chamber of Commerce ad is:

"Come to Wisconsin and smell our dairy air."

To whoever has bills to pay.

give it back, bill's head is cold.

Bill Stickers is innocent, I tell you.