Pass the butter, bill.

For some reason I thought of "butter face".

You know, everything looked good, but her face.

Ahhh yes, memories of Butterface.

:lol:

This one is with thanks to DanaC for introducing me to Jimmy Carr

Beware: the topic is Offensive Jokes with all sorts of topics...
done with skill, and I think his audience enjoyed the entire session

Har! I thought I spotted a bit of Carr about some of your lastest one liners :P

Here ya go Lampy:

I'll stop now... :rolleyes:,

No. don't. :p

What's brown and is near the piano?

The piano's stool.


What's brown and plays the piano?

Beethoven's last movement.

Herman Cain has announced the title of his autobiogra*phy: "The Audacity Of Grope".

Inspirational! :lol:

What's brown and hangs from a tree?

Winnie's pooh.

What's green and on the ice?

Peggy's Phlegm

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Hmm, I always heard it "What's green and skates? Peggy Phlegm."