To assist with the moving along:

Wife: Okay, today's Friday. Where's your pay envelope?

Man: I already spent all my pay. I bought something for the house.

Wife: What? What could you buy for the house that cost $480?

Man: Eight rounds of drinks.

...and then she hit him

FIFY

and then she shot him

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back, "said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

From 51 jokes in 4 minutes:

I don't get it.

Not sure ... 5 star rating?

FIRST!!!!!

oh, there have been two thousand posts before mine all posted in the nano scale of fractions of seconds since this video was posted, and half of them say 'first' because they two were slow on the submit button and did not pray to the gods of the bandwidth for a faster connection.

I hope that helps to understand that joke.

Relative of yours, UT?




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Somewhat, thanks.

Umm....you do realize this is a humor thread, right?

He's a tool. All he does is post videos to get attention for his you////tube
channel.

Yeah too bad it dosen't work. Just looked at the stats, a whole 7 views. I'm just trying to make people laugh, but I'm a failure at that. 7 views and 20 get out of our message board replies.

Hi Unca,
It's nice to see you post some words. I have to admit I don't look at videos too much on the Cellar, but I do read stuff.

So what's your game? Why are you posting videos? Are you trying to make money somehow? If you get enough people watching, can you put an ad up and make a little cash?

Yeh, I'm with glatt. Whats the deal? At least talk/type to us a >.< little bit.