I'm geeky enough to like the idea of tasting Uranus.
But body temp Margaritas? Now that is bad taste.

Please tell me this one of those perspective things...

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Condoms, Vaseline, and a cucumber...

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...someone has a big night planned!

Vaseline and condoms are a bad match.
Water-based lube only, please.

I was thinking the same thing, but then figured that there's no harm in a condom on a cucumber breaking.

Depends on the condom. Polyurethane and lambskin condoms are not adversely affected by oil based lubricants.

Yebbut, Trojans?
Aren't they just the average type condom you get in cinema or service station toilets?

Glatt, I figured the cucumber was foreplay...

I think I think too much.

Jean Condom represented France at Rugby Union.

When he was on tour he wrote French letters home.:)

Carruthers, it's time for your nap.

Point taken, Bruce. Good night!

Sure.

Trojans polyurethane condoms.

Threads such as this aren't, shall we say, my 'natural habitat' but now I'm here I might as well continue, so.....

Are fellow Dwellars aware that there is a 'condom' emoticon?

No? It was a surprise to me as well.

:condom::condom::condom:

Under what circumstances it would normally be used can only be speculated upon.

I'm sure someone will come up with an answer.

Obviously, just before you use this one :doit:

Thanks, limey!

I knew that someone would come up with the answer.;)

Cheers, V.
I doubt I'll ever have the need for them, but all information is stored away in case of future use.