An anchovy's butt.

I will have to share that with the mm.

The entire house. beest accidentally cremated a bagel in the microwave last night. late last night. it's unbelievable how bad it smells. tempted to bring in a roadkill skunk just to mask it.... ;)

Stupidly, I put on the jeans I was wearing as I waved a towel underneath the smoke detector to stop it waking the sprogs because my plan for the day was gardening so I figured they'd be fine. Sooooo wrong. I was ready to barf after two school runs, thinking the smell was seared into my nostrils until I worked out it was the jeans. Fortunately I had a pair of shorts in the car and ran into the school and changed into those. despite the temp baing jeans and sweater weather

My dog, Buddy smells like, well a stinking dog.

I'm sending you an envelope of cat breath, that'll make Buddy smell like he's been humped by a French whore.

Fencing jacket stinks to high heaven. Does old person sweat smell worse than young person sweat, cuz I swear my gear never stunk this bad bitd.

The pantry - I think something in the fridge has transmogrified into an alien creature.

Mayhaps since school started, you're aggression-to-be-sweat-out level has had reason to increase. :haha:

you may have a point

The smell doesn't change, but your sensitivity might and how much you care definitely does. The hockey boys seem to take pride in the pong :vomit:

Oh, speaking of Hockey Boy... the Pucker-Up may be in order. :haha:

If I had a million dollars I'd buy everyone here a bottle of this stuff:

For the woefully uninformed:

Prairie dogging

and there's this:

underwear patch to make your farts smell like mint

Yes.
cf: Turtling