True. I saw your blog titled "Empty-headed Food Trough Wiper Man."

True or false: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

So you're the one hit I got on that blog! :D

False -- Listen, mate, if a bird fits in me hand she's not worth anything to me.

True or False: Hot Tuna was originally to be called Hot Shit.

False. Jorma was a fan of the tuna melt.

True or false: I'm not wearing any pants right now.

True...no, False -- You weren't, but I typed too slowly.

True or False: Slow typing is the fifth leading cause of death in industrialized nations.

False - slow typing is an EFFECT of death in industrialized nations. (If you're dead, you can't type quickly. Rigor mortis and all that.)

T or F: originally the common word for false was "trentious", but they realized that you needed the word to start with an "F" or it would be T or T.

Talse! I mean, Frue!

T or F: You momma wears army boots

True - Well, only partly true since she's my stepmomma.

True or False: These boots are made for walking.

False - Boots work best when the soles are facing the ceiling.

True or False .....I cheated on the guy that I was sleeping with who was cheating on his wife

True - I don't really know what to say here except that I have read your posts before.

True or False- Pork is the other white meat.

false - that would be paris hilton

t or f - i am actually another person on here

True. I am another person.


true or false: I'm less than halfway finished on the latest project.

True - Now hurry, or it'll be latester

True or False: The glass is half full.

False. I drank that hours ago

True or False: Only you can prevent forest fires

True - So, that's you in the Smokey costume, Shawnee.

I could use a change of costume right about now.

True: zucchini exit stage left. Bring in the rhubarb

True or False: The check's in the mail