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xoxoxoBruce 08-11-2013 11:43 PM

Nooo, I'd never be able to find anything.

it 08-12-2013 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 873009)
Nooo, I'd never be able to find anything.

it wasn't me!



















(it was my flying penis)

it 08-13-2013 08:22 AM

FYI - it shouldn't be that difficult to set up a system where you can put things where you want them to be in a certain area and have it scan it to remember where everything should be, only using the placement-algorithms with unrecognized items or as a default setting.

because combined with a romba, this is like the perfect house maid.

it 08-13-2013 08:25 AM

something that really should exist:

search for any music-clip or movie, click it, watch it (with ads or pay to watch it without).

no limitations by country
no picking up servers
no underground malware filled websites
no producers cut offs - sponsor or pay.

we have had the technology for years, just not the political infrastructure.

Gravdigr 08-13-2013 08:49 AM

Traceur's TEDTalk clip reminded me of this (can't remember if I found this here, or not):



Replace the baton with a longneck BudLight, and then ya got something.

Lamplighter 08-13-2013 09:22 AM

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That is truly amazing programming !

By coincidence, last week I watched a teenage girl practicing
with one of those old fashioned toys: a cup on a handle, a ball on a string like this:
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Where the object is to swing the ball up and catch it in the cup.

Apparently, that sort of thing would be "child's play" for these guys.

Gravdigr 08-13-2013 09:33 AM

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Ya really wanna impress somebody, get those quadcopters to use one of these:

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it 08-13-2013 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 873155)
Traceur's TEDTalk clip reminded me of this (can't remember if I found this here, or not):



Replace the baton with a longneck BudLight, and then ya got something.

makes me wonder if the aerodynamics of the quad would still work if it was placed beneath a tray.

i'm really open to the idea of having them waitress, i'd even treat it like i would like to treat a waitress, but... on which side is the bum? :p:

cellarolson 09-10-2013 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 871954)
This stuff is changing fast. Lamplighter, check this out. If you can get it onto your phone, you can get it onto your TV. Including YouTube videos. $35.


I#ve been looking for somwthing like this for the past two years

infinite monkey 09-12-2013 10:22 AM

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A magnet implanted into your sides, with a corresponding magnet in your purse so when you've got your purse on your shoulder and try to grab the trash you're taking out or rinsing out your coffee cup the damn purse doesn't flip in front knocking things over and falling off and pissing me right the fuck off so much I want to stab stab stab my purse.

(music turns whimsical)

I want a party with room fulls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream...

BigV 09-12-2013 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by traceur (Post 873271)
makes me wonder if the aerodynamics of the quad would still work if it was placed beneath a tray.

i'm really open to the idea of having them waitress, i'd even treat it like i would like to treat a waitress, but... on which side is the bum? :p:

what about a tray made of expanded metal or mesh?

xoxoxoBruce 09-12-2013 05:47 PM

Go to this (pdf) showing several types/sizes of expanded metal mesh. The last column shows the "% open area" for each. It can run from 40% to over 75%.

Years ago, I saw charts in the Engineering Handbook or McMaster-Carr catalog, showing how much screen and woven wire mesh block.

glatt 09-13-2013 07:38 AM

I'd like to see how that make the steel mesh out of one plate of metal.

When doing work on my house, I've run into a plaster reinforcing mesh at the corners of some walls. That stuff is a bitch to cut cleanly through to do a patch. It wants to take the whole wall with it.

Happy Monkey 09-13-2013 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 875833)
A magnet implanted into your sides, with a corresponding magnet in your purse so when you've got your purse on your shoulder and try to grab the trash you're taking out or rinsing out your coffee cup the damn purse doesn't flip in front knocking things over and falling off and pissing me right the fuck off so much I want to stab stab stab my purse.

You could experiment with a belt, before going all-out on surgery.

Gravdigr 09-13-2013 02:46 PM

I find more and more that I need a "Fuck All" button. Kinda like the Staples 'Easy Button'. Bad day? "Fuck All" that shit.


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