Well, LJ for once you were right about SOMETHING. No, they didn't have little plastic caps on the ends, They had long ribbon-like fuses. However, the cops just came out and looked at them and said they were probably the most ancient 4 road flares still in existance.

I'm certain the incident will recieve an entire sentence in the town paper's police blotter page when it comes out next week. The cops are still over across the street (Probably checking the homeless guy's nest for stolen merchandize or drugs), so if they come up with a revised opinion as to the nature of the sticks, I'll be sure to let you know.

I don't have any pictures of flippant, but if I ever run into her, I'll let her know that you are pining for her. Sorry to break your heart, but I don't believe she misses you a bit. I'd say it was time and then some for you to get over it and move on. :p

[JJ.]There is no bad dynomite.[/Walker]
foot cubed you are killing me.

Yeph. Birthday candles.

I'm sure you would say that. Well, your memory seems much better lately. It bothers me when you insult the collective intelligence here by telling tall tales. It bothers me almost as much when people continue to talk to you in spite of it.

actually, it might bother me more.

quit it

Are you talking to me or yourself? So, just how long have you been bothered by yourself? Do you find yourself bothering yourself more often these days? Maybe you should put yourself on ignore and then you wouldn't have to be aware of the fact that you continue to talk to me. Maybe you should just go lie down quietly for a while. I'm sure you'll feel better in the morning. :rolleyes:

see, i'd threaten to chase you away again, but I don't think I have the free time that needs to be applied to that endeavor. And it didn't take the last time we did it, so....

instead it think I'll just put it before the collective to keep in mind that you are apparently compulsive in your lying, and hope that they won't fall for them. yet, someone needs to clue the newbies in from time to time. Would someone with a little free time link some previous lies for the newbies to enjoy? that way we can just link this thread if the topic comes up again......or should i stay up late tonight and start a 'Marichiko Lies" thread?

Oooooh, LJ! You'd stay up late doing a thread just for ME? :love:

Heh! Heh! Heh! Go for it, big guy! I can't tell you how gratified I am that you feel me worthy of that much of your free time! Aren't you supposed to have a wife and kids and a long commute? hmmmm...

Well, I have none of the above, and I'm going out for pizza and a glass of wine. Have fun! I'm going to.

- later!

You forgot, Badda-boom. :fuse:

That would be the cherry on top! Good one, xoB!

I have been working with weapons and explosives all my life: These are the facts:

One: The story sounds like bullspit to me.
Two: Originally stated the stick was TNT, not dynamite
Three: Most TNT is NOT is stick form, still possible
Four: TNT is NOT Dynamite.
Five: Dynamite IS essentially sytabilised Nitroglycerine, and does indeed become unstable after a time....If dry, it will not neccecarily crystalize....Assuming it really exists, and is really not TNT.
Six: What are the marking on the stick? It says something I promise you. This will give an indication as to it potential danger....ranging from "Very High" to "Oh my frigging God!!)
Seven: If it is Dynamite, the handler would have the most horrific headache if handling it without gloves....I suspect no gloves would have been involved....No headaches were mentioned.
Eight: Maybe you stole an old road flare.

Welcome to the Cellar, Col_Hogan. :D

Uh, you're about 4.5 years late, to this party. :haha:

Col_Hogan :thumb:

Great response. Welcome. Tell us about yourself.

Wow. I saw the thread title and I thought, "Wow, that's the kind of kooky thread you don't see much around here lately."

Then I saw Marichiko's name and it all came back, The CO, the ciggies, The staple gun mail box attacks, the stolen road fla- I mean dynamite.

Ahh, where are the loons of yesteryear?

And Welcome Col Hogan!

hahahahaha - Holy crap - where is that video of Tony shooting
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 staples.... Bwahahahaha