Do I spy a cellar tagline or what?

Bruce: think "effective at what?"

Work with us here a little...

Go back to DanaC's aol gif...

Get down on you knees, bitch and suck me! Then I'll trail my fingers lightly along the nape of your neck, down betwen your breasts, not touching your nipples. Then I'll tie your wrists behind your back, and bend you over the kitchen counter and use you like a plastic fuck-doll! I'll light some candles and pour us a glass of wine, tipping it to your lips. I'll laugh, pulling it away as you try to drink, so the wine runs down your chest, and I follow the drips with my tongue. When I get to your crotch, I'll yank on your pubic hair with my teeth, you bitch! My Sister! My Daughter! My Sister! My Daughter!

OK spexx, I'm having a little TMI moment, now.

{points to thread title}

That was Dr. Jackyl/Mr. Hyde channelling through me. Sorry...

hmm.....;)

................yes sir!

What, spanking with a fish isn't kinky? It can be quite painful and most humiliating...... is it not allowed for a Dom to inflict pain and humiliation? :confused:

It's required.

But inflicting pain with a fishy flogging is going to be rather difficult...unless it's frozen, of course.

A good riding crop or suede flogger is vastly more effective than any fish, won't disintigrate during play, nor smell bad if not refigerated immediately afterwards--the debate being on what's effective rather than what's kinky. Kink is very much a movable feast and exists mainly in the mind.

:idea: Doh.
OK, I admit I'm not very adept at this whole scene, as I'm a pretty gentle lover....... not comfortable inflicting.

That said, I do know the fish can be painful, having experience outside the love nest.... especially scaly rather than smooth skin fish. However, I can see it would be only appropriate for a pre-bathing trick.

You sound like you're speaking from experience. Have you ever been spanked with a fish?

Hey, who hasn't? Being spanked with a swordfish (accompanied by prodigious poking with the pointey end) is one of my favorites.


What?

No, but I have handled fish of various sizes, both alive and dead. They're just not the right tool for the job.

Please don't anyone get offended about what I say. I am very naive so...

After reading this thread I am thinking how wrong I was. I had no idea the whole idea of being submissive during sex meant bizzare physical, emotional and verbal abuse.

My idea was more basic. I think to emotionally humble oneself to another to allow one to spank you is the key. Then they have to have a good reason to want to. Just to be spanked would be humiliating enough what good sex master would through insults after getting a gift. I thought the operative word is 'allow' not debase. The idea wasn't I am going to make you dominate me and make me submissive seems contrary to the whole idea. I would rather choose to be submissive therefore you may( whatever) according to what I want or feel comfortable with.

I didn't think that people wanted to have thier pubic hair pulled out or be called names. I am astounded at my 'ideal's that have nothing to do with what people actually do ,,,do.