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*Sends Loving & Healing Energy To You & Yours*
As an ins agent, ret, we are cool about it because we know it happens to the best people. Just happy you are ok.

I may not understand all of it, but I'm laughing so hard with my mouth shut my throat is making wheezy Heh, Heh, Heh noises.

I think I might be sick in the bin if my colleagues don't go home soon & let me laugh out loud.

"Who's On First" -- new version (Condi and George)



George: Condi. Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader
of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the
new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's
dead in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new
leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the
phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China

George: Will you stay out of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the
guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

Brilliant!