The most memorable compliment any man ever made me (a gurl) was this:
"Oh limey! If you were a man and I were a homosexual - Oh! What fun we'd have!" ... :3_eyes:

Remember, it's only covering my true feelings.

I haven't thought this all the way through, to be honest. I'm not really down with the sexual aspect of being gay for everyone, either. It's more along the lines of excitement, like when your dog humps your leg. I don't want to get my privates involved.

Maybe we could all just dry hump.

or spoon.

:3some: :lurker: :3way: :dedhors2:

One of the first posts I read here was Brianna offering oral sex for help on a math question. That was pretty damn sexy to me!

Yeah...how'd that turn out, Bri? :)

Alas , none of the young ladies at my university felt such gratitude for math tutoring.

maybe he didn't mean gay for *all* of us, but gay *for* all of us. like by being gay, he's helping us in some way? personally, i feel better knowing that he's so concerned for our well being that he's willing to 'take one for the team' ...assuming he'd be a taker rather than a giver, that is. good man, that mrnoodle. good man, i say.

i thik she had to fellate tw, and welched on the deal. can't say i blame her. i mean, that thing has to be covered in a half inch of dust and cobwebs. rather drink catlitter.

Does it though? I imagine that some gays might not be keen on dating bi-sexuals. In the end, it'd probably all even out, no?

yeah, like LJ said, it was tw. I WOULD have done it but he just kept talking and talking about war strategies and mental midgets and it annoyed me so much...besides, I think he'd rather satisfy his hypergraphia than anything else.

:lol: I'm sure glad I wasn't drinkin' anything at that point.

It is indeed become a sad world where a simple BJ cannot be accomplished by a willing fellatrix because politics and social divisiveness derail the happy task. Sheesh.

That really belongs over in movie quotes. Elspode you should start writing screenplays.

The word "fellatrix" would never be allowed in a movie screenplay. (Not because it's naughty, but because too many people would go, "a what???")

With posts like this how could anyone even think of leaving the cellar?