I think I may be offended by your use of the term "dark".

I'm thinking I would like to be reading "luminescently-challenged" or perhaps "african light". Mmmmmkay?

its a clinical condition thats called "photon deficiency". its also genetic.

Oh Please! Obviously it is a product of the environment and not genetic. Nurture over Nature everytime. Otherwise lightbulbs would be prescription only and stores would be raided by gangs desperate for a fix, all the lighbulb store owners would be armed, and then the liberals and their tree-hugging gun control would take over Wikipedia and the world would end unless we repent to Jesus.

Genetic? So you are saying there's something wrong with my family? HATE CRIME! HATE CRIME!

"Mr. Jackson, Mr. Jackson, Beestie on line 1."

There needs to be a constitutional ammendment banning luminescently-challenged marriages.

How can there be a "rainbow" coalition in the dark? Wouldn't it be more like a "shades of gray" coalition?

you non luminants are all the same!!

but i never said it was a failing. i just said it was a genetic condition

I have seen the light!

IT BURNS!

Indeed. I used Clorox on my eyeballs.