bet they spell my name wrong in the obits.....

"Do you think this is safe to eat?"

I'm sure this wont get me a darwin award

it does make your thighs look a little fat

why do you bother with the make up, it doesnt help

come on! it was only sex!

if i'm wrong may god strike me down!

"they'll have to pry my gun from my cold dead fingers" :p

"Death by snoo-snoo!"

Snoo snoo!

I can't wait until that show comes back.

VICTORY OR DEATH!

"Nonsense, it's perfectly safe... I've seen The Crocodile Hunter do it a million times."

"Thanks for showing me around your work, Bruce. Hey cool, what does this lever do??"

why does this chocolate bar say "may contain traces of peanuts"?

"This is gonna be the coolest trick ever!"

This is not only the fastest carnival ride, but it's also the safest! C'mon.........

I saw line rider do it.

An' now I'm gonna get ripped so fuck you clowns!