What do you think about Stanley Kubrick?

(you would not believe how many different places I have gotten into arguements over this question--for the record, I can't stand any of his films)

Did you shred the original, signed copies of that document?!?

can i have my gun back now? the one i left on your desk?

can i stay with you a few nights fellow cellarite?

is that chicken cooked?

Didn't you notice that the temperature gauge on the car was pegged all the way to the right?

Did I just hit "reply" or "reply all"?

Is there something hanging out of my nose?

I was really drunk last night. Why does my asshole hurt?

Is that a picture of me?

There was a guy named Guido looking for you last night. I gave him your home address, did he find you?

Did you realise the Secrecy button on that phone doesn't work?

The best-eaten-by date on that box was what year?

Should we open this label-less can?

I do love pulling labels off of cans and putting them back in my parents' cupboard.

That is a fun one. It's also fun to pull the label off and then create your own label and tape it on. Even an obviously fake one can be good.

Is it in?

Who's is it?

youre done already?