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monster 05-09-2007 08:58 PM

ah, here we go. It's because you're younger than me, hime. :lol:

http://www.azcentral.com/style/artic...brazilian.html

I still reckon the swimmers with the brazilian must not be confident enough to change in public, though..... :eek:

kerosene 05-10-2007 12:36 AM

Why has nobody mentioned the ouch factor involved here?

Undertoad 05-10-2007 06:45 AM

I demand that it's not pedophilic, it's just nice to see the whole thing. We males are highly visual creatures.

and much better for that deep, lasting, satisfying oral which drives my gal insane

xoxoxoBruce 05-10-2007 05:36 PM

It's just nice to see the hole thing?

Hime 05-11-2007 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 342073)
I see a shit load of them at work and I got to tell ya, the PH's of the world are refreshing.

Ok, I gotta ask. Where do you work?!

bluecuracao 05-11-2007 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hime (Post 341934)
If you mean the sex tape, I don't think it was her choice to release that to the public -- in fact, I think she sued over it.

Well, she made quite a bit of money off of it, but claimed not to keep any of it. I think the lawsuit was a publicity stunt--the tape is distributed by a major company, and is legal as far as the industry is concerned.

Crimson Ghost 05-12-2007 09:51 PM

Wasn't it the same company that released the Pam/Tommy tape?

Elspode 05-12-2007 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by case (Post 342131)
Why has nobody mentioned the ouch factor involved here?

Last year at Festival, we did full Brazilians on two of our members...two *male* members, creatures not usually accustomed to such pain.

They did it to raise money for a children's playground at the Pagan camp. They raised over $1,000.00 by setting up a goal whereby, if reached, they would in fact get the Brazilians. They set the goal at $500, thinking there was no way they'd get that. The rest of us, their friends, set about scheming and plotting how to make sure we hit the goal. We did so by having comely wenchs perform erotic temple dances for money, and also by selling private, limited seating to watch the event in person instead of listening over Pagan Radio. Oh...and we videotaped it, and broadcast it over radio as it ocurred. I was the color commentator. I said "ouch" a lot, and "its for the children" even more.

xoxoxoBruce 05-13-2007 05:08 AM

God damn, Els... reading that gave me a feeling I haven't had since the news media described Ronald Reagan's catheterizing procedure.

Sheldonrs 05-13-2007 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 342909)
God damn, Els... reading that gave me a feeling I haven't had since the news media described Ronald Reagan's catheterizing procedure.

Wanna hear about mine? :D

xoxoxoBruce 05-13-2007 02:07 PM

NOoOOOOOoOOOOOoOOOoOOoo.....slam

Undertoad 05-14-2007 07:04 AM

http://cellar.org/2007/parishiltonexhibit.jpg

From the actual exhibit, which opened.

Crimson Ghost 05-14-2007 10:45 PM

Mmmmm..... Braaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss....

Oh, wait. It's Paris Hilton.
Brains don't factor into it.

BigV 05-15-2007 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 342059)
Maybe bald babes don't change in communal locker rooms, but I wouldn't say it's the norm, although I can't claim to have studied the topic in depth. Perhaps I should hire a toddler to do it -they can get away with staring. Will someone please post bail for me? :lol: Time for a poll methinks -or have we already done this one?

You're kinda new here. So, I'll give you a straight answer to your question: yes.

mitheral 05-15-2007 08:14 PM

Welcome soybean.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hime (Post 341593)
Also, while I support the anti-drunk-driving message, this is gross. They should have just made an anonymous victim, not violated the privacy of a real person.

But then we wouldn't be talking about the sculpture.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 342882)
Last year at Festival,[...] We did so by having comely wenchs perform erotic temple dances for money

Esplode's Festivals sound a lot more fun than anything I've been to.


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