Wow, I don't remember saying any of that. Pass me the hits 4 haysoos, dude.

What the hell is a Yahoo Slurp Spider?

Perhaps we - you, I, the two of us - have swapped identities. It was that whole stalkee-stalking-stalker, black hole thing, I'm sure.

Sorry, I don't know what happened---some sort of weird cut & paste warp field I guess.

I thought it was a joke. When I clicked on the arrow that was by my name, it took me to a different post of mine. Strange.

I'll still take the hits 4, though.

I've calculated that turning over an old thread should result in an average of 112 new views - that's got to be worth something.

That and 5 bucks will get you a Cafe Latte Smatte Decaf Half Staff Jumbo Capa-poopo at Starbucks, HLJ.

I've just added a link to the random thread picker to my sig line, so it's always with me.

Only if you're stalking yourself.

Random Head Licker...

And I've been expecting the random nose picker...

SteveDallas, I would like to request two changes to the random thread picker. It creates a link to http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=XXX, where XXX is between 1 and 14678.

1) could you remove the www (i.e. change it to http://cellar.org/...)? For some reason, using the www results in a different format and one where the user (at least for me) is not logged in.

2) Could you increase the upper range to include more recent threads? I don't know what that number should be.

#2, sure, I'll do it.

I can do #1 but I'm not sure what's going on.. I expect it has to do with what the cookie in your browser says... which means it will break for people like me who use www.cellar.org :)

SteveDallas, I see your point. I'll just change my normal log-in to www.cellar.org and see if that fixes it.

Thanks.

I was using the Random Thread Picker and ended up on this thread:
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=373

It says the thread is closed. I wonder why that is. I think that's the first closed thread I've seen.