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HungLikeJesus 07-29-2007 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Bullitt (Post 369408)
'Have gotten pissed on by an adult man as many times as I have this summer (with the exception of wolf maybe)
Bullit, Is this work or pleasure for you?

SteveDallas 07-29-2007 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 369386)
I'll bet none of you fuckers stayed up all night last night with your sick child then went to work at 6am so that you could do a few hours work and then come home so your husband could then go and do his work day.
Heh... no, but I've been there before. I'll never forget the time one of the kids was sick, and I was arranging an appointment with somebody else at the office, and explaining that I had to leave for lunch so my wife could go to work for half her day. Little Miss Single 23 Year Old overheard us talking and piped up, "So wait, you have to, like, take time off from work when your kid's sick?" You can just imagine the stunned silence from everybody in the office that greeted this revelation.

HungLikeJesus 07-29-2007 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 368856)
I'll bet none of you fuckers have to walk home from work through a monkey-ridden, bonafide fucking jungle.
Ibram, what did you do, move to Detroit?

Bullitt 07-29-2007 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by HLJ (Post 369411)
Bullit, Is this work or pleasure for you?
Both in a way.. it's work but $15 /hr cash is sure a pleasure

xoxoxoBruce 07-29-2007 09:49 PM
Cash! Cash? I didn't know you are an illegal.

Bullitt 07-29-2007 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 369422)
Cash! Cash? I didn't know you are an illegal.
Eh that was only when I was driving on a daily basis with an expired license earlier this summer.. for almost a month.

xoxoxoBruce 07-29-2007 10:03 PM
Paid for driving without a license? You are an illegal.

Aliantha 07-29-2007 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 369415)
Heh... no, but I've been there before. I'll never forget the time one of the kids was sick, and I was arranging an appointment with somebody else at the office, and explaining that I had to leave for lunch so my wife could go to work for half her day. Little Miss Single 23 Year Old overheard us talking and piped up, "So wait, you have to, like, take time off from work when your kid's sick?" You can just imagine the stunned silence from everybody in the office that greeted this revelation.
Well it is hard for those younguns to understand. ;)

bluecuracao 07-30-2007 03:38 AM
I'll bet none of you all fuckers just walked into a rubber skeletal hand, at hair level.

DucksNuts 07-30-2007 03:55 AM
I'll be none of you fuckers ruined your favorite knee high boots trying to turn the water pump off, that was near knee deep in water.

hollyoake 07-30-2007 03:49 PM
I'll bet none of you fuckers are sitting on you arse AND being paid for it because your place of work got flooded!

hollyoake 07-30-2007 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 368930)
I bet that none of you fuckers were greeted by a big black man in tighty whiteys when delivering him food tonight.
that would have so appealed to me... it must suck to be you!

zippyt 07-30-2007 10:26 PM
I bet None of you Fuckers drove 2 hours ONE way to turn on a CAPS LOCK key !!!

yesman065 07-30-2007 10:31 PM
OUCH! That blows

DucksNuts 07-30-2007 10:52 PM
Bwahahaha...you got paid for it bippy?


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