Finding tha' G-spot.

...knowing what to do with it once found. \o/

I try harder and longer to save/keep/rescue/repair _______ than most people. I make Depression Era savers/fixers look like pikers.

I am at the head of the class in self delusion.

My ability to endure pain, while not unlimited, is considerable.

My optimism makes Nietzsche look like pollyanna.

I am bustier than average. Especially if "average" includes men. :) I also probably read more than the average person my age, and I believe I am more polite than average as well.

I am insightful when I meet people... I can figure them out very quickly.
Both naturally and my acting training.

:joylove:
Surely, you meant to say, "DO NOT make me . . uh . . have the big one! OH NO! 'LIZABETH! 'LIZABETH HONEY, I'M ON MY WAY!!!"

My eyeglasses are much, much thicker than average.

I'm probably above average in apologizing, out of habit - typically, I'm a peace maker. I hate having conflict.

Lack of tact.

Keryx calls me Dr. Cunnilingus, so I must be above average.

compassion.

I'm smarter than the average bear.

But, are you faster?

This thread reminds me of the Breakfast Club.

"I can tape all your buns together."

Oh, and I can do Molly Ringwald's lipgloss trick, but that probably makes me average...or would have in 1984.

I have an above average shoe size...somehow I don't think that will elicit the same response it would if I were a man.

I can relate - (11)

ditto. size 11. And I do get teased, even though I'm not a man. Can't tell you how many beef jerky and meat curtains jokes I've heard...

I'm above average at cooking, gardening, being completely inappropriate, and putting my foot in my mouth.