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Weird Harold 08-09-2007 01:50 PM

So what does your tummy look like with no belly button? Pictures?

freshnesschronic 08-11-2007 10:34 AM

...resisted the urge to not supersize your meal at McDonalds?

fargon 08-11-2007 11:00 AM

Farted so hard that you emptied an entire restaurant.:fart:

Cicero 08-11-2007 11:20 AM

Taken your clothes off and ran through the sprinklers on the courthouse lawn in the middle of the night? (tipsy)

Me either.....

Just thought I might ask.....

Stormieweather 08-11-2007 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drax (Post 372679)
Ok, here's a classic.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

Yes, actually. He was quite charming....

In the end, however, he tried to destroy me, as all devils do.

Have you ever done something that hurt you, just so you could feel (and get lost in) the pain?

Sun_Sparkz 08-14-2007 07:34 AM

physically no

emotionally yes.



Have you ever tucked your beautiful dress into your gstring at a flashy race meet and paraded back to your table like your shit dont stink ?

theotherguy 08-14-2007 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz (Post 374576)
Have you ever tucked your beautiful dress into your gstring at a flashy race meet and paraded back to your table like your shit dont stink ?

Twice. I must pay more attention. What made it worse was that I the dress was tucked in the front and my left nut was hanging out.

JuancoRocks 08-17-2007 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theotherguy (Post 374742)
Twice. I must pay more attention. What made it worse was that I the dress was tucked in the front and my left nut was hanging out.

Owwww Owwwww...My eyes!...I am struck blind by the vision...:headshake

Flint 08-17-2007 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Show
Have you ever... taken a train apart and eaten it, piece by piece, AFTER you just de-railed it with your PENIS?


HungLikeJesus 08-17-2007 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz (Post 372307)
i feel your pain. my cat gives me funny stares when i get undressed in front of him. like he is going "oh god mum/master - thats just wrong - human boobs nooooooooooooo"

I'm sure he's thinking, "Psh, only two?"


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