What comment?

Everybody just breath and relax if your having a bad just sit back in your chair and read this it could be worse.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a
table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins Take out the literature from the box and read
it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested and then sanitized ".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do
not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
Johnson."

a proctologist goes to the bank to deposit his paycheck. at the counter, he reaches into his shirtpocket for a pen with which to endorse his check, but retrieves his rectal thermometer instead. He looks at the thermometer, then at the teller...then back at the thermometer, and says, "Aw, would you look at that.....Some asshole has my pen!"

Eww.

:lol:

"No! I said a Bud Light"

/rimshot

....rimjob?

not you, sweetie...

ah. and here I was hoping for a rim job. phooey!

;)

Oh Cloud, I didnt mean it as an insult :blush: I love those threads, I post in them enough!!!!

I just meant they arent *quality images* as such, because they are just air brushed pics.

Sorry :(

ah, no need to apologize. I'm all about the bullshit. At least some people think so. Nobody picked up on the (semi) serious impetus behind the thread, but'sokay.

Oh, and FYI jinx, I am currently watching a re-run of Eureka.

Still think I only watch kids shows asshole?

Dear Datalyss:

Lighten up dude.

jinx's comment didn't deserve your response calling her an asshole. You owe her an apology. If you can't summon the strength for an apology, then you shouldn't be posting at all. :chill:

Capisce?

My bad then. Didn't know she's a babe. I sincerely apologize to everybody, especially jinx.

'Nother shit-stirrer :eyebrow:

Some message boards get a kick when someone starts flinging insults around, but this one? Not so much. Which is one of the many reasons I appreciate it.