He had the public defender, whose wife is a scooter. Poor man didn't stand a chance. :(

I heard he asked the bike if she wanted him to stop but she never SPOKE! lol!!!

(I kill me)

Perhaps he overheard talk in the pub that his wife was a bike?

I wish my bike was so sexy it made me feel like rubbing myself against it. Maybe I'd spend more time excercising. Unfortunately, I view my bike generally as an impliment of torture...although....

Almost makes me want to do a Google Image Search for "tailpipe fuck" ...

Well, your search lead me to this image:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a72...4/arancini.jpg

They're Arancini, or balls of risotto (in this case, peas, procioutto and parm) with more cheese, breaded in panko and deep-fried.

Strange, where your web meanderings will take you. :haha:

The openned one looks like someone had sex with it.

Maybe he didn't have a banana.

My husband worked on a case where there was a guy that was in love with his tractor. He named it Stone, and even sent out pictures of himself & the tractor for Christmas cards.

Turned out to be an autoerotic asphyxia thing, with an emphasis on the "auto". ;)

Wasn't the crime simulateing sex? Either you are going to have sex with a bicycle or not....it should be a crime just for simulateing it. Like lip-synching. Either you are going to sing or not, simulateing singing without actually doing it should also be a crime and enforced by the law. That's just embarrassing.
If you are going to get the ticket anyway...what's the harm in just doing it?

like rappers grabbing their crotches in time to music. THAT should be a crime!

Well, if they were simulateing the crotch grab and not actually doing it, that would be the crime......

Have sex with a bicycle, grab your crotch, or sing, don't just act like it....or pay the piper.

poor, poor baby. I mean, if grabbing one's crotch through clothes equals sex to you . . .

on second thought -- Nevermind!

:D

What that's not how everyone does it?